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Parody Lyrics: Creep for Dummies

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Jack:
WHAT! Yo, this is Eyeless Jack, bitch!
We ain’t just a gang, mother fucker, but a way of life!
Yo check it! This is my boy, Jeff the Killer!


Jeff: All you fans on DA, show me where the fuck you at!
Jack: (WHAT!)
Jeff: Creep kids, monster stars come on grab your gats!
Jack: (WHAT!)
Jeff: Creepypasta, Hollywood, drinkin’ 40s in the hood,
Jack: (In the hood!)
Jeff: Tila tila shake that ass like you know you should!
Jack: (Like you really should!)

Jeff: All you fans on DA, show me where the fuck you at!
Jack: (WHAT!)
Jeff: Creepy crews gettin’ bruised now it’s time to move!
Jack: (Aw damn!)
Jeff: Creepypasta, Hollywood, drinkin’ 40s in the hood,
Jack: (In the hood!)
Jeff: Tila tila shake that ass like you know you should!
Jack: (Like you really should!)


Kage:
Creepy pasta, get it through your head

Jeff:
(Kagekao)

Kage:
Download this song; put it on your iPod!
Fuck that! Put it on your profile,
Be the coolest kid on fuckin’ DA!
I’m at the creep club, told Jeff the K to beat it!

Jeff:
(What the fuck?)

Kage:
Left him a comment; and saw that bitch delete it!

Jeff:
(Fucking asshole!)

Kage:
And that’s fucked up, ‘cause I sent it from my iPhone!
You got beef? Meet me on Franklin and Highland!


Jeff: All you fans on DA, show me where the fuck you at!
Jack: (WHAT!)
Jeff: Creep kids, monster stars come on grab your gats!
Jack: (WHAT!)
Jeff: Creepypasta, Hollywood, drinkin’ 40s in the hood,
Jack: (In the hood!)
Jeff: Tila tila shake that ass like you know you should!
Jack: (Like you really should!)

Jeff: All you fans on DA, show me where the fuck you at!
Jack: (WHAT!)
Jeff: Creepy crews gettin’ bruised now it’s time to move!
Jack: (Aw damn!)
Jeff: Creepypasta, Hollywood, drinkin’ 40s in the hood,
Jack: (In the hood!)
Jeff: Tila tila shake that ass like you know you should!
Jack: (Like you really should!)

Jeff:
It’s Jeff the Killer! He ain’t ever lookin’ cheesy,
Jeff the Killer! It ain’t easy being creepy,
If I was you, I’d hate me too!
We can take it to the parking lot like 82, and bring your crew!
And I’d hate to be the one to break the news,
Whoever broke Masky’s leg,
I’ll kill ya too,
Kage:
(BITCH!)

Jeff:
That night at 82 the parking lot was stacked,
I grabbed my knife and got my hand stamped by Xav,
I could barely walk around ‘cause the dance floor was so packed,
I walked to the back and lit off some black cats – BAP! BAP! BAP! (Hahaha!)
Creep kids, tired of gettin’ picked on by mean kids;
And I’d hate to be obscene kid, but have you seen my knife?
Jack:
(I have)
Jeff:
I know you have, ‘cause that shit is bomb!
My blade’s got more friends than Ben!
These creep clubs, I run these;
I should write the book,
“How to Be Creep for Dummies!”


Jeff: All you fans on DA, show me where the fuck you at!
Jack: (WHAT!)
Jeff: Creep kids, monster stars come on grab your gats!
Jack: (WHAT!)
Jeff: Creepypasta, Hollywood, drinkin’ 40s in the hood,
Jack: (In the hood!)
Jeff: Tila tila shake that ass like you know you should!
Jack: (Like you really should!)

Jeff: All you fans on DA, show me where the fuck you at!
Jack: (WHAT!)
Jeff: Creepy crews gettin’ bruised now it’s time to move!
Jack: (Aw damn!)
Jeff: Creepypasta, Hollywood, drinkin’ 40s in the hood,
Jack: (In the hood!)
Jeff: Tila tila shake that ass like you know you should!
Jack: (Like you really should!)


Jack:
Shit, fuckin’ shit was brutal, I broke that fuckin’ kidney out.
Yo! Eyeless Jack with the mic!
Wanna shout out to my boys in town on a spree, slender, Splendy, no more sugar fool!
Masky and Hoody, Smile Dog, Xavier your bros miss you!
Creepy pasta girls,
The proxies, you, where the fuck the food at!?
Apartment 20, Franklin and Highland, Avenue 43, Nela fool, South Pass, Eagle Rock,
North Hollywood Compton, fool! Creepypasta!


Kage:
Jeff the K, Eyeless Jack, Kagekao, Slenderman, CP BIATCH!



Jeff: All you fans on DA, show me where the fuck you at!
Jack: (WHAT!)
Jeff: Creep kids, monster stars come on grab your gats!
Jack: (WHAT!)
Jeff: Creepypasta, Hollywood, drinkin’ 40s in the hood,
Jack: (In the hood!)
Jeff: Tila tila shake that ass like you know you should!
Jack: (Like you really should!)

Jeff: All you fans on DA, show me where the fuck you at!
Jack: (WHAT!)
Jeff: Creepy crews gettin’ bruised now it’s time to move!
Jack: (Aw damn!)
Jeff: Creepypasta, Hollywood, drinkin’ 40s in the hood,
Jack: (In the hood!)
Jeff: Tila tila shake that ass like you know you should!
Jack: (Like you really should!)


Jeff:
(I stabbed her face~!)
So yeah, actually had these thought up for quite a long time now XD Just had to write them all down and stuff.

Parody of the song 'Scene for Dummies' by the forever awesome Hollywood Undead. Here's a lyric video of the song - [link]

I think the most trouble I had was with Shady Jeff's line at the end. I gave up halfway as you can see XD

But hope you enjoy, love this song!


Also, I LOVE writing parody lyrics for songs. But I think the only other one on DA is 'Sleep Sleep Sleep', Jeff's parody of Pinkie Pie's 'Smile smile smile' [link]

SO if you have any songs to request then feel free to, not going to do ALL of the requests of course. Also won't do songs that I don't know. Just 'cause.

Also quickly made those HU styled symbols for Jeff, Kage, and Jack up there.

Also I had NO IDEA what category to put this in ._.


Parody lyrics (C) *GingaAkam
Kagekao (C) *GingaAkam
Scene for Dummies (C) Hollywood Undead
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 the cringe in this