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January 25


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Soooo I had a weird dream last night

Creepypastas were real, but they weren't like boogeymen or anything they were like, how do I explain this. I don't know how to explain this. But if you saw like Jeff or someone you wouldn't AMG RUN HE GON KILL YOU you'd just go "'Sup Jeff" and wave and then walk on and he'd go "'Sup" and then continue on his way. Like that.

But like, apparently Kage died. And everyone started freaking the hell out all AMG KAGE DIED WHAT IS THIS HOW DO WE GET HIM BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. But I'm not freaking out because I know he's faking. The dead body was a doll I mean he didn't even try this time. 

So I'm just kinda sitting on the edge of a building eating a watermelon for some reason and then people swarm over and grab me like GINGA COME ON WE NEED TO GO TO AN ASSEMBLY and apparently the assembly is talking about how to bring Kage back and I'm just sitting there thinking people calm down he'll be back in a few days he's probably just taking a long video game break or visiting Vegas or something I don't know I just want to eat this damn watermelon

And I don't know where we are but it's in a very very large room not unlike the rooms college lectures are mostly given in (or at least how television portrays those rooms) and everyone is freaking out and I just want to eat the damn watermelon it looks tasty and I want to leave but there are too many people everywhere so somehow I can fly so I fly to the window (well kinda l4d hunter leap rather than fly) and manage to get out the window and I just want to eat the damn watermelon and then outside apparently Kage is on the roof and that baka yarou is LAUGHING AT ME AND I JUST WANT TO EAT THE DAMN WATERMELON. 
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AngelDynamite Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
"I JUST WANT TO EAT THE DAMN WATERMELON" oh my god i am laughing so hard. "sup jeff" me: LMAO HERE!

dear god, now that reminds me of the dream where cats made of marshmellos started to eat my arms...
LordofStupidity Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014
Man, now I want to eat watermelon, too.
Denimi Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is hilarious! I want to have dreams like that.
UnicornPowers42 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Death--List Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer

Oh my god that dream! Wish I had a dream like that, sounds fun XD


.w. I don't really like Watermelon though, it doesn't really have a taste to me so I just kinda freak and yell "GET THAT TASTLELESS MONSTOR..MONSTRORO...MONSTROSITY AWAY FROM ME!


'Cause I can't talk. Apparently I can't type either considering this took me about 15 minutes to type.

Nettleheart Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate when that happens.
Death--List Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yep e.o
bossbananas12321 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
this made me legitimately laugh. XD
soundandscar Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
0-0 wow people really just won't let people sit down and enjoy watermelon.
Bloodspade8 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student General Artist
If I could, I would throw a watermelon halfway across the world to ya'. I personally can't stand the taste of anything from the melon family, except watermelon flavored blowpops. 
Now I want a watermelon blowpop...
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