okay seriously just COME ON

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Okay okay okay this is going to be a rant and i dont care about spelling or grammar or anything like that atm i am tired and frustrated and just so very very done so please excuse that

But this is not a rant about personal things this is a rant about something that happened in the news recently

Okay, so, look at this

www.foxnews.com/us/2014/06/02/…

If you don't want to read that then let me summarize:

two 12 year old slenderman fangirls tried to kill their friend so slenderman would accept them as proxies.

I just.

I cannot properly express my frustration right now.

It's this weird feeling that makes me want to strangle things and rip the wall open and scream until my throat bleeds.

I mean. HOW. 

HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO DAMN UUUUUUAGH. 

First of all with the proxy thing they probably got this off of marble hornets or something similar which is obviously fake.

Second, why the hell, if slenderman was real, would he accept two twelve year olds. I mean seriously. What can a twelve year old do for slenderman. Might be able to serve it for dinner but other than that not much. As well as, if he was real. slenderman wouldn't accept two people so damn stupid. 

If you're wondering, the girl they tried to kill is safe, I am very glad for that. I don't like it when people die to stupidity. I really hope the two girls get serious jail time for this. Don't want to be mean but someone very young almost died here. 

Another thing, "forest mansion." They believed he'd accept them and let them live in his "forest mansion." I'm just. I can't. I can't. So done. Ugh. 

just, fuck man. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. how. i am losing faith in humanity by the second. fuck fuck fuckity fuck. 


I will admit, I do believe that slenderman COULD exist. Not saying I think he does, just saying I think he could. Demons and stuff. Now don't think I'm some crazy person I'm just saying the world is more than meets the eye sometimes. but COME ON. 

Do people get this devoted to myths like bigfoot or the rabbit man or rake? I mean just, how idiotic can you get. 

i cant words right now i just kind of want to rip up everything like godzilla and punch something to a bloody pulp this is so very vexing


Please please PLEASE if you are a fan of slenderman, if you do believe he's real, please don't go being an idiot about it. You're going to end up making all the others who are creepypasta fans look like idiots. I'm ashamed ugh. Why do people have to be so stupid. 
You can go into the woods and try to catch a glimpse of slendy trying to do his fabulous tree impression I don't care just don't harm others by doing so. Hell, you could strut around in a blank mask and a suit on stilts as long as you don't hurt anyone. If you're going to go around believing things like this just please DON'T HURT ANYONE. 

You can go dillydallying in your own fantasy world looking for faceless tall guys or smiling weirdos but for the love of all that is anything just DON'T HURT ANYONE WHILE YOU DO

Please? I'd appreciate it if you do. Don't try to get yourself hurt either, that wouldn't be good. 



Here, have some faith restoring, we could all use a dose of this now:

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Cry in a good way not a 'humanity is going to hell' way




[one more thing- I don't remember approving this use of Kagekao - ask-an-asshole-of-a-creepypast… I'm sorry if I did and forgot but, if you're reading this, mod of that blog, please credit me somewhere, thanks]</b>




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JadeSpeedster17's avatar
You should see the hate inside the fandom. Search up Proxy for the Slender Wiki. I swear if you dare say anything against what they say is 'cannon' then your a armature writer.
I thought Creepy Pasta and Slenderverse where internet created. Meaning it's how you want it to be when you write about it. But it seems these Political Correct Police for the Slender Man 'series' (If you can call it that) are barking at their tails. 

Sorry this gets me beyond annoyed when I meet people like that. Ones who hate on the fact people see Masky and Hoodie as proxies when they aren't, hey dude, it's call my mind and my imagination, so go jack off your dog rather then read it. Don't people have something better to do than yell at someone who 'dare' uses Ticci Toby in their fanfiction?