Writing Challenge: 5ever

ケケケー
怒ってるかい～？ おまえ～？
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Okay so right now I am extremely bored.
I could work on commissions or something; but I'm that type of bored where you have lots of things to do but you just don't feel like it. Why don't you ask me later? -says I in a robotic Spongebob voice-

So I thought randomly; why not rewrite one of those awful facebook/twitter/myspace/whatever the hell it is stories? There are many because this world is full of illiterate idiots, but here's the one that I'm talking about (Warning: you might get a headache)(also there are many different wordings to this story):

A gurl wuz walkin2 skewl wit her bf n dey were crossin da rode
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he sed "NU.."
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine
boy was cryin and went to pick up her body
she was ded
he wispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-evr. . . (dat meen he luv her moar den 4evr)"

like if u crai evry tiem


I JUST ACCIDENTALLY THE ENTIRE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MY HEAD HURTS. WHERE'S MY ASPIRIN!? SQUIGGLY RED LINES EVERYWHERE!!!!

So yeah, there's that abomination. My head seriously hurts right now. Owwww.
But I'm bored, so I thought I'd try and make it bearable (I did add in a few more factors to make it better):

A girl was on her way to school with her boyfriend; they were then about to cross the road.
She asked her boyfriend "Sweetheart, will you love me forever until we die?"
He paused for a moment, and then sternly replied "No I will not."
Tears appeared in the girls eyes as her heart broke. She covered her face with her hands and ran across the road before the crosswalk light signaled that it was alright to walk.
Her boyfriend began to cry as well. He ran out into the street when there were no cars and over to her.
Picking her up, she felt cold and lifeless; she was dead.
Through sobs he whispered to her lifeless and no longer functioning ear,
"I meant to say that I would love you even after I die."




Yeah I don't know. Bored.

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ああ～　おまえ　怒ってるだよ！ ケケケ～！