ケケケー
怒ってるかい～？ おまえ～？
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QUICK NOTE HERE: Spammers and malicious trolls will be blocked on FIRST OFFENSE.
Let me elaborate:
Spammers: "AMG LOOKIT THIS OVER HERE IN TWENTY FIVE MINUTES AND THIRTY SIX SECONDS I EARNED 42159432582975839 CENTS! CHECK IT OUT!" or randomly spamming things. Like this one weirdo spammed his icon over a dozen times twice.
Malicious trolls: "AMG BRO THIS SUCKS MAN GO KILL YOURSELF."
I suggest you do the same, spammers like this don't listen to reason.
Queen of Trolls stole this from Queen of Random. And I'm night drunk atm and a little hyper, so expect . . . those types of responses
Slenderman (AWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAH SIR CELERY DOTS)
( ) You are tall and/or skinny (bahaha, I wish)
(X) You like to draw a lot (well duh XD)
(X) You like making videos (even though I'm not too skilled at them, getting better at animation though)
(X) You are interested in urban legends and the paranormal (obsessed)
( ) You have pale skin (X) You like going outside (outside is nice, even though I rarely find reason to go outside)
( ) You tend to stalk people(X) You get irritated very easily (even though I don't show it, I fake smile A LOT)
( ) You always tend to be in a bad situation when it happens (I always seem to be asleep when they happen)
(X) You would go in an abandoned building (fun times XD BUT FIRST, make slender pages just for the hell of it)
Total: 6
Jeff the Killer (Mr I-have-too-many-flaws-in-my-horribly-written-story, but he's cool looking so I wouldn't mind.)
(X) You tend to be insane (very much so yes. Earlier today I was talking to myself. Well, kinda. I was talking to Kage.)
( ) You would do anything to protect your siblings (depends on the situation)
(X) You are anti-social (irl and half online)
(X) You smile a lot (too much. Sometimes my face hurts from it.)
(X) You burned yourself once (I LOVE candles, and use hot glue a lot for crafts)
(X) You like knives (I want to start a knife collection but I can't obtain any ;A; )
(X) You have a breaking point (One of these days, STRAIGHT TO THE MOON. No but seriously, one of these days I will snap and yell at everyone. Today was VERY near that point.)
(X) You have brown or black hair (have brown, want black)
( ) You had gotten into a fight once (like, fist fight? no. only verbal fights; and I'm sure EVERYONE'S gotten into one of those)
( ) You don't like sleeping (sleep is nice; depends on my mood of course)
Total: 6 (GASP I COUNTED WRONG, it's a seven here)
BEN Drowned (Friggin' adorable little hacker troll; wouldn't mind being labeled as him)
( ) You hate/are scared of water (I hate swimming in the ocean because of salt water in the eyes)( ) You hacked someone before (nah, that's mean)
(X) You like to mess with people (very much so, so long as I don't go too far)
(X) You like to play video games( ) Legend of Zelda is one of your favorite series(X) You are a serious person (half the time)
( ) You listen to music in reverse (X) You prefer spending time alone (is nice)
( ) You get scared easily (HA. you know who you're talking to right?)
(X) You spend a lot of time on the internet (yeppers)
Total: 5
Smile.jpg (adorable puppy ne)
( ) You love dogs more than cats (nah, love my kitties)
(X) You get depressed a lot (is not fun ;A; I have kinda these depression waves that come and go)
( ) You have nightmares sometimes (hardly any nightmares because I'm hard to scare, mostly WTF WAS THAT.)
(X) You like scaring people (hehehehehe I'm a horror writer, what do you think?)
( ) You have a stone age computer somewhere in your home
(X) Literature is one of your hobbies
( ) You can't keep secrets very well
(X) You always get things done on time
(X) You are very intelligent (I think so, I hope so)
(X) Siberian huskies are one of your favorite breeds (sooooo cute :3)
Total: 6
Sonic.exe (never cared for this guy at all)
( ) You have an evil personality ( ) You hate almost everything (I'm not Francis! Although he is my fav L4D survivor)
( ) You have betrayed your friend(s) once (nuuu ;A; I hope not! have I . . ?)
( ) You don't care what other people think of you (depends. Very self conscious)
( ) You believe in God (sorry but not answering this, too much controversy and arguing in religion to get involved. SERIOUSLY, WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PUT THIS HERE!? IT'S JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE, I MEAN- sorry. -hides under box-)( ) Sonic the Hedgehog is one of your favorite series (eww no. Sorry, just no.)
( ) You had thoughts about torturing someone (. . . depends . . .)
(X) You don't listen to other people when they tell you don't do something (that's-a me)
( ) You laugh at people's pain(X) You like horror movies (oh so much)
Total: 2
Pinkamena (never cared for this ponypasta, too much unnecessary gore.)
(X) You are generally a happy person( ) You prefer to work in a group rather than alone (hate group work)
( ) You love cupcakes(X) You don't get phased by gory stuff( ) Pinkie Pie is your favorite pony ( ) You sometimes force people to do things (no ;A; das mean)
( ) You like the color pink(X) MLP:FIM is one of your favorite series ( ) You get angry when something doesn't go your way(X) You have been betrayed by friends/a friend (-sobs- WHY DO YOU BRING THIS UP!? -hides under box and sobs-)
Total: 4
Jane the Killer (WHY IS THIS HERE!? IT'S NOT A CREEPYPASTA IT'S A FUCKING CRAPPYPASTA.)
( ) You are a sarcastic person( ) You are very opinionated( ) You love your little sister with all your heart (don't have one.)
( ) People have called you beautiful (this bitch is beautiful now?)
( ) If someone had messed with your family you would gladly seek revenge ( ) You have an enemy( ) You get into a lot of fights with that enemy( ) You are a follower (not a fucking sheep bro)
( ) People make fun of you and tend to not like you( ) You are homosexual (she's gay now?)
Total
I REFUSE TO PUT ANYTHING HERE TO RELATE TO THAT FREAKIN' MR-I-HAVE-TOO-MANY-FLAWS-IN-MY-HORRIBLY-WRITTEN-STORY RIPOFF. . . I TAKE NONE OF THIS BACK. I'M NIGHT DRUNK, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK BRO.)
weeeeeeeeeeeell apparently I am Slender The Killer.JPG.
But I would have liked this better if it included better pastas besides the last three. I mean, what about Eyeless Jack? Splendorman? Zalgo even? Rakey?
EDIT: I counted wrong. DON'T BLAME ME I'M NIGHT DRUNK, DISORIENTED, AND HAD A BAD FIRST HALF OF THE DAY. I'm a Jeff XD SCREW THAT. IF I'M JEFF THEM I'M GOING TO REWRITE MY HISTORY. IT WOULD RUIN MY REPUTATION TO HAVE A STORY THAT BAD ABOUT ME.
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ああ～ おまえ 怒ってるだよ！ ケケケ～！
