ケケケー
怒ってるかい～？ おまえ～？
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Okay, this is really weird. But I do my tags. So ya. WARNING: EXPECT REPETITIVENESS.
They dared me and an OC, so Imma pick emm . . . Zippers and Zehnder. Ya.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Ginga: Ne, not really; I don't think about those kinds of things towards may friends! ;A;
Zehnder: Possibly.
Zippers: . . . sex . . ?
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: Depends on the circumstances I guess
Zippers: . . . sex . . ?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Ginga: My bed is like, one person so, center
Zehnder: Center, IT'S MAH BED I DO WHAT I WANT.
Zippers: Same as Ginga
4. Do you masturbate?
Ginga: NO.
Zehnder: -death stares-
Zippers: . . . mastur-what . .?
5. How often? Lately?
Ginga: NO YOU DAMN KLSGNKLAF KUSO, HENTAI! (DAMMIT, PERVERT!)
Zehnder: -glares-
Zippers: . . . I'm confused . . .
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: I don't need money.
Zippers: I only have this belt, and I don't really need money, why would I do that? Do you want to borrow my belt?
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Ginga: Showers
Zehnder: Showers
Zippers: Baths. They come with rubber duckies and bubbles :3
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: I have a sudden urge to rip your spine out.
Zippers: . . . huh . . ?
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: Urge is rising.
Zippers: . . . what is . . . pornography . . ?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: I'm a seme sadist. What do you think.
Zippers: you mean like a sleepover? I don't mind either, I'm friends with everyone :3
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Ginga: I love all my friends :3 AS FRIENDS. YOU SICKO.
Zehnder: -glares- why am I here.
Zippers: I love all my friends :3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Ginga: Well on skype, I think I forgot who some people are ;A; on facebook, no not really. Not ALL of them. On DA, yes.
Zehnder: I don't really use social media, people piss me off
Zippers: Yes!
13. Would you choose love or money?
Ginga: Love
Zehnder: Depends
Zippers: Love 'cause it makes people happy :3
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: -lights a cig and hides a grin-
Zippers: . . . what's a kink? is it some sort of pillow?
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: My f-ckin' brother Smexy. MY. OWN. F-CKING. BROTHER.
Zippers: . . . please stop trying to confuse me . . .
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: 'romance', not really into that
Zippers: . . . ;A; stop it
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: -glares- the urge is still there
Zippers: . . . ;~;
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: I'm over a thousand years old. What do you think?
Zippers: . . . -whimpers- I'm so confused
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: Yes.
Zippers: . . . I still don't know what you're talking about
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: No
Zippers: I still don't know what sex is ;A;
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: When it comes to human bars and clubs, they ATTEMPT to kick me out because of violence. I only go there to kill.
Zippers: . . .
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: No
Zippers: One time when I went into a bar to see what was going on Ginga got Splendy to pick me up and get me out of there.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: -glares-
Zippers: . . . whua?
24. What's your sexuality?
Ginga: Straight
Zehnder: Straight
Zippers: huh?
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: -growls- why are you asking me these things?
Zippers: wha?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: My personal life is nothing of your concern.
Zippers: . . . ;A;
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: now I'm just going to ignore you.
Zippers: . . . still trying to figure this out . . .
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: I have
Zippers: A store run by adults? Yeah
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: I don't buy things. I take things.
Zippers: Sometimes I go to the mall in disguise with Trendy and I buy things, he says he can steal things for me but I don't want to steal 'cause then the people are losing money; and that's not nice!
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: -ignoring still-
Zippers: . . . so sex is a toy . . ?
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder:
Zippers: . . . what kind of toy?
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: THEY BETTER NOT.
Zippers: Naughty? But I'm a nice guy! . . . right?
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: I CAN CALL WHOEVER I WANT WHATEVER I WANT BITCH.
Zippers: . . . wait . . . I thought sex was a toy . . ?
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: -goes back to ignoring-
Zippers: . . . it's a phone now . . ?
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: -still ignoring-
Zippers: . . . huh?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Ginga: Meh, dunno; WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: Meh, don't really care
Zippers: . . . -sits down and stares blankly-
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: How about the position where I smash your ribs, sounds fun? HMMMMMMMM?
Zippers: . . . it's NOT a phone . . ?
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: HOW ABOUT THE ONE WHERE I BREAK YOUR LEGS!?
Zippers: . . . -tugs on Zehnder's jacket- is sex a play?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY 16.
Zehnder: -eye twitch-
Zippers: . . . a play with multiple actors? isn't that how they usually are?
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
Ginga: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, I'M ONLY- wait . . .
Zehnder: I really don't give a f-ck
Zippers: . . . -is still confused- . . . -hugs Pebbles and whimpers-
. . . .
Ginga: well then . . . that happened . . .
Zehnder: I'm getting reeeeeeeeeeeaaal sick of this tag sh-t Ginga
Zippers: I'm so confused ;A;
Seriously though, go look at Kage's -
kagekao-sama.deviantart.com/jo… his was more interesting.
. . .
Zippers' question to figure out what sex is:
Zippers: . . . so sex is a toy . . ?
Zippers: . . . what kind of toy?
Zippers: . . . wait . . . I thought sex was a toy . . ?
Zippers: . . . it's a phone now . . ?
Zippers: . . . -sits down and stares blankly-
Zippers: . . . it's NOT a phone . . ?
Zippers: . . . -tugs on Zehnder's jacket- is sex a play?
Zippers: . . . a play with multiple actors? isn't that how they usually are?
Zippers: . . . -is still confused- . . . -hugs Pebbles and whimpers-
Oh Zippers, you're too innocent and oblivious. Don't change.
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ああ～ おまえ 怒ってるだよ！ ケケケ～！
