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Devious Journal EntryYou guyssss.
I had the stupidest dreaaaam.
I'm 109% sure this is because I spent all of yesterday doing nothing but watching American Horror Story while trying to hatch shinies, and because I spent the entirety of the weekend playing minecraft with my buddies.
Okay here's how it went;
I was not myself, I was some kind of insane person, not entirely sure. I suspect I was Jeff the killer, because I was male, my hair was black and kinda long-ish, my skin was insanely pale/white, and my outfit consisted of black pants and some kind of white top [not sure if it was a hoodie or not] I can't quite remember the beginning of the dream, but I'm pretty sure I had just stabbed someone and was sitting behind a desk giggling as if I was good at hiding, because the police were searching the house for the killer. Also it was daylight. Don't know why I'd go kill someone in daylight but hey, insane person. And the police guy came into the room and saw me. for some reason he was the guy in Am
weird dream againSoooo I had a weird dream last night
Creepypastas were real, but they weren't like boogeymen or anything they were like, how do I explain this. I don't know how to explain this. But if you saw like Jeff or someone you wouldn't AMG RUN HE GON KILL YOU you'd just go "'Sup Jeff" and wave and then walk on and he'd go "'Sup" and then continue on his way. Like that.
But like, apparently Kage died. And everyone started freaking the hell out all AMG KAGE DIED WHAT IS THIS HOW DO WE GET HIM BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. But I'm not freaking out because I know he's faking. The dead body was a doll I mean he didn't even try this time.
So I'm just kinda sitting on the edge of a building eating a watermelon for some reason and then people swarm over and grab me like GINGA COME ON WE NEED TO GO TO AN ASSEMBLY and apparently the assembly is talking about how to bring Kage back and I'm just sitting there thinking people calm down he'll be back in a few days he's probably just taking a long vi
YaaayToday's my birthdaaaay ;w; I am oddly hyper and tired. Might be 'cause it's like 6 am or something eh. Weird feeling.
Buut it's a monday so school and stuff, I'm gonna have to postpone making a cake until the weekend. Is alright but I'm still impatient I love decorating cakes it's like painting but the paint is all thick and sweet.
But thank you for all the nice messages ;w; Here and skype. I can't reply to all of them 'cause I'm low on time and there are a lot of messages, but thank you!
And check out this gorgeous journal skin Lusavia made me ;w; it's so gorgeous I can't stand it I made odd happy puppy noises when I saw it.
I make weird squeaky happy puppy noises when I'm really happy.
Guy-Manuel's birthday in five days huehuehuehue.
I got so stressed I snappedIn my dream.
I got so stressed that I snapped in my dream.
Oh damn, it was one of those earthquake moments where everything builds up and you explode. Yeah.
I get scary when that happens to me. I think what happened was I was at some sort of party and someone cut one of my claws nails when I wasn't looking and oh damn I got pissed off (do you have any idea how long it takes to grow these claws I broke one like two months ago and it's still catching up to the rest even with trimming). I kicked him in the crotch like five times. And I was wearing heels. HEELS. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. yes I know I was fabulous
Seriously though I know I was scary because I was going off just insane. And I KNOW I was scary because Zehnder was there with me. And I scared him. Yeah I scared Zehnder because I was so damn pissed off.
He's like twice my height and he just looked down at me like 'Y-you wanna go kill someone . . ?'
Thanks Zehndy I love ya bro XD
That helped though, snapping in dream. Next time y
so something weird happened todayOkay so today my class and I went to go do a volunteer project thingy, we were going to go clean up a beach.
First before I get to the odd/funny part I just wanna say that I'm glad we picked today, because as we were cleaning a guy came up to us and thanked us, because it turns out there's this event festival thingy being held at that beach tomorrow. And the beach had to be cleaned, and he was going to have to clean it all by himself, but then we were there so yay :3
But now to the weird/funny part. So I arrived at Baba park (the park in front of sunabe beach, the one we were gonna clean) and there are some other people from my class there too. And we're just kinda waiting for people to show up and wondering where our teachers were (turns out we were supposed to meet at her apartment not the park) but we're just kinda standing around or whatever.
And I'm standing by myself near this gazebo-esque thingy (I have no idea what it's called in english tbh) and I'm looking over at one o
Slendy apparently has a twin in my dreamsI was in a place that looked like a bamboo forest of Osaka
so yeah, forest of bamboo rather than big trees
and I'm alone and on this bridge thingy and I look over to the dense bamboo
and I see Slenderman staring at me
so I stare at him back
and he stares at me
and then I realize that he doesn't realized that I can see him
so I shout I CAN SEE YOU BRO, FIND A BETTER HIDING PLACE
and he's all OH SHIT and runs away
and then tries to hide somewhere else
and I'm like I CAN STILL SEE YOU
and he's all DAMN IT ALL TO HELL
and he runs to somewhere else
but I can still see him
so I'm like BRO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE SLENDER AND ALL BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE BEHIND A FREAKIN PIECE OF BAMBOO
and he's like FUCKING HELL and tries to hide again
and then I see there's another slenderman
they're like twins
and this other one is also trying to hide but failing
and I'm like BRO FIND A BETTER HIDING PLACE I CAN SEE YOU
and the other slender is like DAMMIT BROTHER I T
okay seriously just COME ONOkay okay okay this is going to be a rant and i dont care about spelling or grammar or anything like that atm i am tired and frustrated and just so very very done so please excuse that
But this is not a rant about personal things this is a rant about something that happened in the news recently
Okay, so, look at this
If you don't want to read that then let me summarize:
two 12 year old slenderman fangirls tried to kill their friend so slenderman would accept them as proxies.
I cannot properly express my frustration right now.
It's this weird feeling that makes me want to strangle things and rip the wall open and scream until my throat bleeds.
I mean. HOW.
HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO DAMN UUUUUUAGH.
First of all with the proxy thing they probably got this off of marble hornets or something similar which is obviously fake.
Second, why the hell, if slenderman
Important note [Read it please](if it's TL;DR for you then just scroll to the bottom real quick and read that part)
Okay so this is about art thieves (brought to my attention by someone recently, thanks bro)
But any art thief who claims to work with me, they're lying. I do not work with anyone, except for the occassional collaboration. And I usually only collaborate with good friends (like Corgi, Gummy, Mihipahox, Pocky, etc) so you'll probably know when it's legit (also mostly when it comes to collabs I comment on the picture itself, so if you're suspicious then look in the comments and I'll probably be there [but MOSTLY, not all the time])
But recently there was someone on facebook who claimed to be my partner or some shit like that saying that 'Sakura' didn't have a facebook and he put the pics on there.
1)I DO have a facebook, I just don't use it because I don't like facebook, I prefer tumblr
2) My name isn't Sakura, it's a japanese name starting with S, but it's not sakura. Who the fuck said it was sakura
Seer News: Series RebootHey Everyone!
We're happy to bring you the latest update video featuring Mr. Creepypasta and the gang. You can check it out here!
It's been over a year in the making, and over that time everyone involved with this project has gained so much more experience, not to mention our equipment is sooo much better now! We'd like to put that experience to use and update the old episodes to a newer, higher quality for you to enjoy! We won't be getting rid of any of the old episodes, so you'll still be able to watch those if you like. But over the course of the next few months, we'll be focusing on bringing a fresh new spin to all the old episodes you guys know and love, and you can bet we'll have a bunch of new outros and bloopers for you guys!
That's all for now!
can you imagineif every DHMIS OC ever made was canon???? D:
THOSE POOR POOR PUPPETS OMG EVERY DAY THEY ARE LIKE PARANOID AND TRAUMATIZED AND THEY HAVE SOME HORRIFIC THING HAPPEN EVERY TIME AND ALL THOSE CRAZY PEOPLE JUST INVADE THEIR HOME AND MANNY LOSES CONFIDENCE IN HIMSELF EVERY DAY AND THEN THEY ALL DIED THE END BUT NOT REALLY.
THE BIG NEWSOr not so big. Whatever o3o
I warn you, you may or may not like it. I expect at least half of you will hate it but whatever, bring on the hate, I don't mind. IF YOU WISH FOR SOMETHING TO CONTINUE TO BE A MYSTERY at least until I post the video THEN DON'T LOOK. or look, cause that's kinda the reason why I'm making this.
Because someone had to make this joke eventually.:iconyoucantrunplz: Wait, but if Jeff doesn't have a nose, then how does he smell?
Jeff the Killer jokeA crazed Jeff the Killer fan girl was on out on the town one night and noticed Jeff the Killer...
Jeff gasps and runs out of sight.
This repeats several times until the girl gets all pouty and says, "Jeff, why did you run away from me whenever I called you?"
Jeff replied very irritably, "Goddamn it, girl, I'm trying to take a shit!" XDDDD
Which Seer Character am I?Based on :icongingaakam:'s meme
(x) You are very mature (I often struggle relating to younger people. I'm such an old lady OTL)
(x) You enjoy being alone
(x) You are a natural leader, and do well with authority
() You remain calm under pressure
(x) You are very patient (Except when it comes to food.)
(x) You have many responsibilities
(x) You are in charge of one or more people (work, school projects, sports, etc.)
() You always think things through thoroughly before acting. You never make a decision on a whim.
() You don't speak much unless you have something important to say.
(x)You are generally even-tempered, but when angered, you are terrifying.
Jeff the Killer
() You are very stubborn and will do whatever it takes to get your way
() You prefer working alone; Teamwork is not your thing
() You hate large groups of peop
Don't Fuck With My Gay Fans... EVER!Everyone across the U.S. and all over the world knows that Jane the Killer is a lesbian with a lover named Mary, and not only think it's awesome that I made an LGBT Pasta Monster, but the JaneXMary pairing is also adorable. ^^
But for some of those homophobic pieces of crap out there that criticize and infuriate my gay fans because they are either gay or lesbian and want to find every excuse to make fun of not only Jane Richardson because of her sexual orientation, but attacking fans of mine who happen to be gay and lesbian, THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!
During the early 1990s, homophobes and right-winged religious groups made the LGBT community a target of hate and ridicule, but the 2000s, nobody gives a shit! Gays and lesbians are normal people just like you and I, they are successful in their field of work, they make a living like you and I, they have emotions, they have heart, and they have a right to like any creepypasta character they damn well please, INCLUDING JANE THE KILLER!
Message to all parents...Good evening, moms and dads of all deviants.
You have without a doubt the most talented son/daughter ever.
Rather it would be in drawing, computer graphics, digital photography, writing, whatever the case might be, you should be proud of them, not condemn them. They will make a career out of their talents. They will go places with what they enjoy doing. They might (and will become) internet personalities and deviantART celebrities like Yours Truly.
It is said in the 6th chapter and 4th verse of Ephesians, that you will not provoke your children to anger, but bring them up in the training and teachings of Almighty God. Do not savagely chastise your children because you think what they create goes against God and transgresses His laws. They don't. It's just works of art. Like horror writers Stephen King and Anne Rice, they wrote terrifying pieces of work and their hearts are still with God, they are Christians. You can still be a horror artist and love God, regardless. Your job is to
Kage's birthday yayYaaaay he's 1 years old
I'm so proud of my little Kage ;w;
When I first made him I thought he was going to be a random little OC in a world of OCs and the only one who pays attention to him is me
But nope lookit him now he even has a girlfriend -hugs Kage-
[and he's still never showed his face nyeeehheheheheh proud of you Kage]
Parenting for Sex AddictsThe half-day.
We are not those folks that need an occasion to try. And that’s what they call it, too. Trying. As if the very idea of it is taxing. It’s not taxing and we are not those people.
No. We do not go by some magical calendar. Schedules aren’t really our thing in general. That’d be too organized. Too stuffy. Too… I don’t know… too planned. And we’re not the type of people whom plan.
If we could—plan—our lives would be much different. I think. It’s hard to say because this is how we’ve always been.
Our very togetherness is a result of impulse. I’m almost certain that the amount of time it took us to decide to move in together was significantly shorter than the amount of time it took us to remember each other’s names. We might have had our first conversation moments after that first… what I mean to say is we didn’t plan. Because planning would have been much t
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