Journal Entry: Wed Aug 7, 2013, 2:00 AM
If you couldn't tell, the title is sarcasm.
So it's come to my attention that there are people out there who believe (what'dya know, 'Believe' just started playing) that Jeff the killer is a monster. And I don't mean monster as in 'YOU KILL PEOPLE!? YOU MONSTER!' I mean monster as in Rake or Bob.
And because I love analysis, and I haven't done one in a while, I thought I'd might as well debunk this.
So this is an analysis, but more so a slap in the face to people who actually believe that.
ALSO, this is only taking facts from Jeff's ORIGINAL STORY, fanfics and things like that will not be taken into thought. Mostly because I don't read fanfics. Mostly.
This 'Jeff is a monster' has also been used as an argument for the 'Jeff doesn't age' theory thingy. Which is also very idiotic. So let me start with this:
I'm a human; I take a knife, I cut my mouth into a smile. I burn my eyelids off. Screw it, I cut my hand off and replace it with a hook. What am I? A monster? No. I may look monstrous, but I'd be a HUMAN with a cut mouth, burned eyelids, and a hook for a hand. Does this mean I am automatically immortal and will not age? Of course not, you loony.
Jeff simply went through, as a HUMAN, some painful ordeals. But he is Human After All. It's not like just because someone makes them self look gruesome they're suddenly a monster. Unless in some highly improbable event that someone, fuck it, Zalgo, decided to help Jeff Get Lucky and gave him immortality because he thought he looked cool.
Next thing you know Jeff fans Around the World will start Burnin' their skin to become immortal. If you did that and came Face to Face with Jeff himself he'd probably call you a retard. He'll if you WERE immortal by that, he'd kill you and then kill you again One More Time just for the hell of it XD
Jeff the killer is what I call an 'Altered Human.' Basically humans who have gone insane, or something along those lines, to reach 'creepypasta story antagonist/protaganist' status. Others in this category are Trevor, Ryan, Masky (well, any proxy really), and any other creepypasta who is still technically a human. These characters are, obviously, creepypastas or part of a creepypasta but as still human. These character most commonly underwent an insanity snap, or something along those lines. These do NOT include humans who have been turned into demons, they are demons now. And this does not include humans who have become other creatures, such as a slender. But this does count humans who have advanced Technological skills and maybe make themselves a robot arm or something. Although I've never found a creepypasta like that so far, or at least, any of them who've interested me. Zombies, vampires, and Ghosts N Stuff also don't count.
While I do agree, Altered Humans are most often stronger than normal humans. This includes endurance, strength, intelligence, and others along those lines. I wouldn't go as far to call them super humans or Superheroes, but they're above a normal human's stats.
Now onto the subject of Jeff's age. Many people have their different theories of course, my own version of Jeff is 19-20 years old, around the Prime Time of his Life basically. This is because I imagine him having a lot of experience as a killer, at least a few years. And he drinks and does drugs a lot. I am NOT having a thirteen year old doing that in my comics. Unless of course they're like Ben, some kind of ghost so not really that age. The reason why Jeff seems childish at times is because he went insane at the age of thirteen. Meaning that he did not go to school or college after that point, because he's an insane killer. He did not really have that 'growing up' stage that people go through when going through those years of life. This is of course, my reasoning and version of Jeff based upon my analysis.
For those of you who say that Jeff is still thirteen. I want to know, why the fuck do you think that!? I mean, do you think he went insane and then his story stopped right there; it's now times!? He had just become a killer, don't you think he'd deserve to have at least a little bit of time to refine his skills? At least a year to become Harder Better Faster Stronger in the art of the knife. Otherwise he'd just kind of be a noob. I highly doubt that all of these other stories with Jeff have him Fresh out of his Short Circuit of an insanity snap. Next thing you know Jeff will have a great understanding of Aerodynamics and fly away. I mean seriously.
For those of you who determine his age by how old his story is. While I think this is a . . . moderately good way of determining his age, I don't' think it's very wise. For one thing, in ten years he'll be like thirty. In another ten, forty. And that just won't really fit him as well. If you use their story's lifetime to determine the character's lifetime, you're gonna come up with problems eventually.
But hey, I'm not judging. If you want him to be 17 or whatever then that can be your headcanon; to each his own. I respect your opinions. Just don't go bitching to me about our headcanons not matching. I love a good debate, but sometimes these things are just ridiculous.
So basically; making yourself look monstrous doesn't make you a monster. It doesn't make you immortal. My version of Jeff is 19-20, DEAL WITH IT. If you have another headcanon, then I'm fine with that. You go and continue to express your right to have an opinion; just don't go bitching about it to me because we have different ones. Those people who get all bitchy, just, -sigh- Something About you, so friggin' . . . -sigh-
Also another thing about my version of Jeff, yes, I do think he has Emotion Within him and regrets killing his brother. But LIU IS DEAD. DEAL WITH IT. He probably still has those Fragments of Time running through his head a lot, poor guy. But it's Beyond his power to bring him back, so again, DEAL WITH IT.
And I LOVE analyzing things, so if you have any requests then I'll consider them. This also includes other things like movies or something, if you want to know what I thought in full of Equestria Girls or something like that.
Yes I'm listening to Daft Punk.
Name all the Daft Punk references and the one Deadmau5 reference.
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