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It was nearing midnight. Jeff looked at the bright full moon surrounded by dark clouds. He smirked, time for another one. He approached the house that he had been watching for a while, he had been waiting nearly all day till the time that he felt safe to go inside when the resident was fast asleep. From the information he gathered by watching the house for a while, he knew that one man lived in the small house, but he didn’t know if anyone else lived with him.

Jeff looked around the outside of the house, looking for an entry point. He noticed that a window on the second floor was open, but he didn’t feel like climbing up. Jeff walked around the walls of the house, inspecting the windows to see if any of them were open. Finally getting sick of just observation, he tried to open one of the windows, it didn’t budge. He tried another, and another, all the same result.

Jeff glared at the house in frustration; he really didn’t want to have to climb up the side of the house. He sighed and walked over to where he could see the open window on the second floor. Jeff stared at it, trying to map out a way he could climb up there. There was a rain gutter, but he didn’t want to risk it; too many past incidents of falling.  
Jeff walked around to the back yard; there was nothing out of the ordinary here. There were some weeds and over grown grass, and the door slightly open. Jeff stared at the door. Did he really miss that? Seriously? Jeff angrily walked over to the door and shoved it open.

“Seriously? Seriously!?” He said to himself. Well, at least he got in. Jeff walked through the living room which the door had led to. His eyes hadn’t completely adjusted to the darkness, so he couldn’t see too well in the dark yet. He walked through the kitchen, noticing that a few of the cabinets were open and looked as if they had been rummaged through.

Jeff ignored them and continued in for the kill. He walked down the hallway towards the staircase. As he began his ascent up the staircase he noticed something odd; the moonlight from the windows shined one something scattered across the stairs. He stared at the shining objects, getting closer to see, and he jumped back before he stepped on the first stair.

The stairs were covered in nails, tacks, broken glass, and various other sharp objects.

“Son of a bitch!” Jeff whispered “The f*ck is this!?” He brushed a few glass shards and nails away from the stairs with his knife and saw that there was also a dark liquid substance in a few areas of the carpeting on the stairs. He stared at it some more, freaked out. Then he remembered that he had a job to do, so he tried to shake off the freaked out feeling. Using his knife and shoes he pushed the sharp objects to the side of the stairs and walked up carefully.

Reaching the top, he shuddered at the thought of what might be the result if he had climbed the stairs without realizing the sharp objects. It wouldn’t have gone through his shoes, but it probably would have caused him to trip and face plant on the shards and nails.

Jeff continued walking down the hall, towards what he presumed was the bedroom, which was also the room that had the open window. He smirked and continued stealthily walking towards the door, when he tripped.

Jeff fell on his face let out a noise of surprise and slight pain.

“What the-” he turned his head and saw that the carpet in the hallway had been pushed and folded into a large bump, which had caused him to fall.

“What is with this place!?” He said to himself; then he thought he saw something. From his position he could kind of see downstairs, he thought he saw something moving. He shut up and got to his feet, readying his knife. Quietly moving down the stairs, he saw someone in the kitchen. Jeff grinned and slowly walking towards the person, he prepared for a back stab. Jeff raised his knife and said in the creepiest voice he could manage:

“You should have gone to sleep; it would have hurt less.” Jeff stabbed the knife downwards, the person spun around and grabbed Jeff’s wrist, stopping the knife. The he twisted Jeff’s arm back and pushed him away and caused him to fall.

“You’re going to pay for that you bastard!” Jeff quickly jumped to his feet and lunged at the person. The person dodged, only slightly missing a gash in the shoulder, and was now behind Jeff. They then kicked him in the back, causing him to fall yet again. Jeff got up angry and pointed his knife at the person; however, he couldn’t see any details of them due to the lighting.  

Jeff ran forward, and the person grabbed a bottle that was sitting on the counter, then they jumped to the side, avoiding Jeff. They smashed the bottle on the counter. Jeff ran forward again, and the person dodged to the side, then they grabbed forward, seized Jeff’s wrist, and pointed the sharp broken end of the bottle towards Jeff’s face. Then a cloud moved away from the view of the moon and the moonlight shown brighter than before into the window. Jeff could see a few more features of the person, and the person shouted:

“死ねおまえ!” (You die!)

“Huh!? Kage!?”

“ジェフ? なにこれ?!” (Jeff? What!?)

Kage let go of Jeff’s wrist and put the bottle back on the counter.

“なんでおまえはここにいる!?” (What are you doing here!?)

Jeff stared at him blankly. Kage sighed, remembering that Jeff couldn’t understand Japanese.

“What the hell are you doing here!?” He translated. Jeff glared at him.

“What the hell am I doing here!? What the hell are YOU doing here!”

“I’ve been in here all day!”

“I’ve been outside all day!”

“I’ve put more work into this; you go find another house to go to!”

“Are you the one that caused me to fall and put that stuff on the stairs!? You jerk you almost got me-”

They heard a noise upstairs, it sounded like the window being opened, or closed.

“Did you bring anyone else with you?” Kage drew his voice to a whisper.

“No! I came alone!” Jeff looked up the stairs. “I think it came from the bedroom.”

Kage unsheathed his claws and climbed up the wall, and then he got to the ceiling and went upstairs that way as to avoid the sharp objects.

“Show off.” Jeff said under his breath and walked up the stairs, still careful to avoid any sharp objects. Reaching the top of the stairs, Kage was still clinging to the ceiling; he was now in front of the bedroom door. He exchanged a look with Jeff and dropped down silently to the floor, then made a motion with his handing suggesting that Jeff come closer. They both stood outside the door, and Kage slowly pushed it open. They stared, bewildered, at what they saw.

They saw Eyeless Jack. He was sitting on the windowsill and looking through a small container in his hand. He didn’t notice them. They watched as he looked through several different surgical tools, and then picked out a large scalpel.
Jack got out of the windowsill and still didn’t notice them. Apparently he was listening to his IPod. Jack walked over to the edge of the bed, they noticed he was also quietly singing along to the song he was listening too; but they needed his attention so they could find out why he was also here.

“Everywhere I go~” Jack pulled away the blanket.

“Hey! Jack!” Jeff whispered loudly.

“Bitches always know~” Jack marked mentally where he wanted to make the incision.

“オイ!  ジャック!” (Hey! Jack!) Kage said in a louder tone.

“That Charlie Scene has-”

“JACK!” Both Kage and Jeff shouted.

“Wai- Wha-? Huh? Who are- Where did- Son of a -!” Jack stumbled backwards in confusion and reached into his hoodie to stop his IPod. He looked towards the door, perplexed.

“What the f*ck are-” Jack started, but was interrupted by a shriek. The three of them looked towards the bed, the confusion and noise had caused the man to wake up and freak out.

“Son of a bitch!”  Jack shouted and punched the man on the side of the head, knocking him out. “Look what you guys did! The hell are you guys doing here!?”

“The hell are YOU doing here!” Jeff shouted at him. “I was here first!” Jeff and Kage entered the room.

“I waited all day outside!” Jeff shouted.

“F*ck that! I spent all day inside setting up traps!” Kage informed and walked to the side of the bed.

“Yeah well I’m hungry!” Jack exclaimed and crossed his arms.

“Do you have any idea what I had to put up with out there? I had to wait outside and Ben kept following me!” Jeff shouted.

“I had to stay in here all day waiting for night! This guy doesn’t even have any decent wine!” Kage growled. And then the man regained consciousness. He stared at them for a few seconds in confusion, and then he screamed again when he noticed Jeff’s disfigured face.

“くそ! 静かにしておまえ!” (Dammit! You shut up!) Kage kicked the man in the side of the head and he was knocked out again.

“I haven’t eaten anything all day! I’m starving!” Jack shouted.

“You know what!? F*ck this!” Jeff jumped onto the bed and raised his knife.

“Don’t you dare!” Kage hissed “So much potential in this one!”

“Hey Jeff wait don’t-!”

“MINE!” Jeff swung down his knife and stabbed the man right between the eyes.

“Oh you scar-faced mother fu-!” Jack started, but they were interrupted by the sound of sirens in the distance.

“Damn neighbors must have called the cops or something!” Kage said.

“Well I got what I came for!” Jeff happily yanked his knife out of the man’s face.

“I’ll deal with you later, now we have to go!” Jack grabbed Jeff’s hood and pulled him towards the door, and the three of them started down stairs when the door burst open and the police entered.

“Hell what happened to the good ol’ days of when cops didn’t give a damn!” Kage hissed and they turned around and went back into the room quickly. “That’s it! Out the window!”

“He don’t you-” Jeff started, but Kage shoved him out the window. Jeff landed, fortunately, on a pile of leaves that slightly broke the fall. He was going to yell when his common sense kicked in and he stayed quiet for the police.
Jack jumped out and climbed down the rain gutter, Kage climbed out on all fours and jumped off the roof; landing on his hands and feet. The three of them ran back into the forest.


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Now they had reached back at the house where Jeff and Slenderman stayed. In the house there were only Slenderman, Splendorman, Smile Dog, and Smile Dog’s puppies. Slenderman was sitting in a chair and reading a book; while Splendorman was walking around with all of the smile puppies in his arms and one of them sitting on his hat. Smile Dog followed Splendy around closely in fear that a pup might fall.

Kagekao, Jeff, and Jack all entered, still arguing and blaming each other. Hearing this commotion, the puppy that was sitting on Splendy’s hat, started whimpering. Splendy quickly left, Smile Dog ran after them shouting ways on how to make Pringles the puppy happy again. The three killers continued their fight, and Slenderman continued reading his book innocently.

“What the hell!? I had that set up very well; it could of lasted weeks!” Kage exclaimed angrily.

“I’ve been wanting to go to that house since yesterday! When did YOU start planning!?” Jeff shouted.

“I was going to start a kidney harvesting streak in that neighborhood; you guys ruined it!” Jack glared at them.

“Why is it that we all went to the same house on the same night!?” Kage questioned angrily.

“As I said, I was planning this since yesterday! The only people I told were Ben and Slenderman!” Jeff explained.

“Well I didn’t know where to start a streak so Slenderman suggested this place!” Jack stated.

“I was wondering where to start, so Slender-” Kage stopped in mid-sentence. The three of them paused. They slowly turned their heads and stared at Slenderman.

Slenderman was still reading. He read a few more paragraphs, and then he put a bookmark in the book, closed it, and set it down on his lap. He looked up and stared at the three of them silently. They stared just at each other for a few seconds.
Then Slenderman burst out laughing.
Oh Slendy you. You're such a f*cking troll.

Yeah this was mostly for the lols. But hell it was fun writing it. These types of stories are fun to do, for me they're like long comics in word form.

Hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

If you don't get it; Slendy suggested to each one of them that same house because he knew their reactions to finding each other would be funny.

Tell me what you found most humorous I'd appreciate it :D and reactions too.

Everywhere I go (c) Hollywood Undead
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Well that was a real change of events, bringing Kage and Jack into the situation just to have lost what they worked so hard for.
Even if their was a few miniscule errors, this really was a good read, and the use of the characters and visual imagery gives you the feel that your actually there in that situation.
An overall good read and a definite recommendation to anyone who wishes to look at creepy pasta and get a better feel for it, this was something that I would definitely reread for another time and thank you for the posting.
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The grammar is rather broken in spots, and the beginning with Jeff was sorely repetitious with his name, which forestalled any sort of flow your story could have had. You tend to be brisk and to the point, a quirk that serves very well in comics, but tends to ruin the pacing in a written story. Being more descriptive, and creative when it comes to specifying which of your characters is doing what would greatly add to the atmosphere and flow of your stories.

That all said, the way you display the characters is adorable in all their creepiness, and I have to say I was laughing hysterically throughout, and am greatly looking froward to seeing what you do. As corny as it sounds, I'm a stickler for the old favorites, and I see much potential in you, young Grasshopper. ;P
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Maatrhea Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
Lmao, love it :D
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DeviantFredda Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Am I the only Person expecting the sleeping Victim to wake up from Jacks voice, rise Some Kind of Weapon and Start singing 'I don't wanna die, no, I don't wanna die so you gonna have to!'? (Sorry for Random capitals, got Problems With my iPod.)
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AngelDynamite Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Slendy= king of the trolls.
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frog6 Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Student Artist
Lol Slenderman. :D
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connorfig Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
i hadn't read this in awhile but i could remember that Jack was listening to music in it so i was going to ask on the ask page what music jack was listening to when i saw the song lyrics and realised it was HU.
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Silentforestfairy Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014
I wanted to know how the man would have reacted to Kage's traps. It would be nice if there were more stories like this.
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JKMeiLinh Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Damn ... XD Slenderman tricked all three of them !!!? Giggle 
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BlackTigerDragon Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014
Oh gosh! XD That was so funny! I swear, at first I thought this was gonna be like.....really scary, turn out it was super funny! XD
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Shadow0412 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
That was me 2 time reading this you should make another one there SSSSOOOOO GOOD!!!
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ScyphozoanPrincess Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
Damn, that was a fun read XD. I love watching these three bicker... that is, I love READING ABOUT them bickering. Yeah, that's it. *slowly hides her binoculars*
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capitalofawesome Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
my favorite part of this was when jeff and kage were yelling for jack while he was listening to his ipod. i also liked when kage pushed jeff out the window XD
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RazielBlack Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That was hilarious!!!
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JenDrowned Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013
I love the twist ending but my favorite part is when the guy only screams when he sees Jeff XD He should be screaming since PEOPLE BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE XD Nao here's a cute pillow fight pillow fight 
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Professional General Artist
XD too much shock maybe? then Jeff's face brought him to reality 
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JenDrowned Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013
A guy with a mask with black leaking out and a guy with a mask that changes with emotions nope nothing out of the ordinary there XD
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UndeadBeauty4L Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013
I can't breathe XD That was so funny my sides ache from laughing. Slendy you bastard!laugh Laughing Elf Smilie Laughing laughing 
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UndeadBeauty4L Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013
I'm laughing so hard it hurts XD Good job. Jeff The Killer :jeff: Eyeless Jack La Reading Pastas 
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TheEpicHehjko Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013
Reading this at midnight... With two babies in the house... Must not laugh.. Must not...

Awesome work!
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Professional General Artist
XD thanks
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TheEpicHehjko Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013
No problem!
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STARRY-NlGHTS Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
You know you've done a good job when Kage is tricked...Right...? -le derp- I'm so confused after reading so many of your stories. x-x
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ToaDJacara Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
LOL XD
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BlindHeroNinja Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This was great! I enjoyed reading it a lot, and I think you could be a future author if you wanted to! Keep them coming!
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Professional General Artist
:D Thanks! I do want to be a published author :3
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Nighthawk13578 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Student General Artist
xD I loved this story so much, I died laughing at the end! Such a troll Slendy!
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Professional General Artist
:D I'm glad
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iamacooldude17534 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice story man!
素晴らしい、素晴らしい
btw im not good at Japanese, or anything really ;_;
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psychefan4 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
i think the only thing you could have done better for this piece would be if the guy died of an ironic result of their arguing, like if they accidentally knocked over a shelf and crushed the guy or something. Then none of them would get any satisfaction out of it and all the fighting would not only turn out to be pointless, they would instantly blame each other for the mishap. I like plot twists like that I think they're funny XD. Otherwise I wouldn't change a thing. I freaking love the ending. Sometimes Slendy needs to have fun too :D
LOL the irony of Kage the trickster getting punk'd by Slendy= priceless XD I can't stop laughing!
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Professional General Artist
XD that would have been awkward; but still, thanks :D
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psychefan4 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
Kage going all "SHUT UP WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT!!!" to the victim. That situation never gets old. XD
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Professional General Artist
XD lol
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NGDLF92 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
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ButtonEyeDoll Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
I was legit listening to Everywhere I Go while reading this and I was like holy shit me and Jack are so synchronized
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Professional General Artist
XD epic!
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rinxlenfan4ever Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
I dont know my fav part is sooo...I'll just say Kagekao being kinda randomly angry XD or Kagekao in general i dont know
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DarkStormGTS Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist
So...why exactly did Kage put the sharp hazards on the stairs?
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Professional General Artist
To make the guy fall when he woke up in the morning, or if he got up in the middle of the night
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DarkStormGTS Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist
So he pretty much just waits all night for this to happen instead of physically killing him?
I guess it makes sense - could have been using the time to raid the guy's wine cellar...
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Professional General Artist
And watching television, or stuff like that
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DarkStormGTS Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist
Haha, that's funny
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GreyRoseOfHope Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
And if I were the person in that bed...While they're arguing, I jump out, throw the sheet at them (which confuses them), race towards the open window, and somehow manage to jump without breaking anything.

Then, I proceed to run like hell.
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ItsCursorBby Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Slendertroll. xD
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Mizumi28 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I loled so hard XD when I read "a kidney harvesting streak" awesome!!
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Professional General Artist
:D thanks
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Mizumi28 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
anytime ^^
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Little-Pup Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Their not going to trust him anymore XD
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Little-Pup Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Woooooooowww XD
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PocketChocolate Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ojh my god I laughed so much reading this xD
I was thinking that I read all your stoires, but I missed this one :3
Very cool story, I love how Jack reacted at Kage and Jeff xD
SlenderMan is really bad sometimes >u<
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Professional General Artist
XD thanks
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204kitten Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
Lol XD Loved it. I loved the part when they all started arguing as to why they should get to kill him and he woke up and Kage is like, "Shut up!" *Kicks* XD
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