Kage: "Hey Jeff I- . . . what's wrong with you?"
Jeff: "-banging head against wall- I'VE SEEN SOME WEIRD SHIT MAN"
No I do not think Splendorman legitly bleeds rainbows. I just think it's an interesting thought. But hell, if I were him I'd probably stab myself repeatedly like that too, if I could stand the pain, just to see the beauty.
And damn this took three hours XD