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Pony Ben Dream

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I was in a happy and cartoony looking town. Looking around, I quickly realized that I was in Ponyville. I looked around to see if I could find ponies, because you know, Ponyville is where ponies live. And I had no idea what the hell I was doing there, so I just stood there being dazed and confused. I didn't see any ponies anywhere, no background ponies at all. But suddenly around a corner three ponies came running, and they ran past me. They were a little bigger than me, but were going fast so I didn't really catch who they were. I noticed that there was a unicorn, a pegasus, and an alicorn.

Them being the only other sentient creatures there, of course I looked at them, still confused as hell. They ran away, but the unicorn stopped and turned around to look at me. At once I recognized who the unicorn was; black mane and tail, white pelt, light gray hoodie, staring eyes and cut up mouth along with a bloodied knife for a cutie mark; it was Jeff the killer, as a pony.

We stared at each other for a few seconds that felt like minutes, and then he got and angry expression on his face and motioned towards where the others had gone. I stared at him, still confused as hell. To which he glared, trotted over to me angrily, and shouted:
"Hurry up Ben! We're gonna be late!"

And then I noticed that I was Ben. As a pony. An adorable little Ben pony.
Jeff turned and trotted after the other two and I, not wanting to argue with him but still bewildered at the fact that I was a motherf-cking pony, and on top of that I was BEN Drowned.

I followed Jeff who ran after the other two ponies who were flying away. We soon ran out of town and into the Everfree Forest. Jeff slowed to a quick trot and I caught up to him. We approached where they were headed; it seemed to be the small mouth of a cave; but it looked deep, and voices could be heard from the inside.

The two other ponies that had been with Jeff were flying in the air above the cave, probably waiting for Jeff and I to arrive.

At this time I noticed who they were. The pegasus had a black pelt along with a brown mane and tail, his wings had a blue tint to them, he had on a black hoodie, a dark blue mask, his eyes were gone and were leaking a black liquid, and his cutie mark was an empty black eye; the pegasus was Eyeless Jack.

The other one, the alicorn, had a dark gray pelt, his mane and tail were black, he wore a black hoodie along with a black and white striped scarf and a black and white mask, his cutie mark was 影, the kanji for 'shadow'; the alicorn was Kagekao.

After seeing us arrive, Jack made an unimpressed expression with his eyes and muttered something about 'Such slow ponies!'

To this Jeff glared, picked up a rock using his magic, and threw it at him. Jack dodged, and then flew into the cave. Kage rolled his eyes (or at least made the motion to, his eyes were covered by his mask) and flew in after him.

Jeff grumbled something under his breath and motioned for me to follow him, and then trotted into the cave as well.

The cave seemed to be narrow at first, there were a few lights on the walls to light the path; they looked like glowing orbs, not quite light bulbs but not quite fire either. The path ended up in a large underground room.

The room had a long table in it, surrounded by chairs. I somehow knew that this was where the local mafia hung out and plotted; and then realized that I was part of this pony mafia. There were a few others in the room.

The pony who seemed to be the mafia don was a background pony from MLP; he was that large Pegasus who had been selling cherries in the episode ‘Putting your Hoof Down.’ I don’t know his name, so I shall call him Cherry Don.

I recognized another pony there, he was tall, about the height and stature of Princess Celestia, but was a unicorn; not an alicorn. He wore a black trench coat and hat, and barbed tendrils were protruding from his back. He was Zehnder, but his bandana was different; instead of having a face painted on it, it was just blank.

Two other ponies were there, both were faceless. One was dressed in a black and white suit, the other was dressed in an outfit of blacks and purples; they were Slenderman and Trenderman; both were also unicorns like their brother.

Kage, Jack, Jeff, and I sat down in the chairs. Trendy handed me a sheet of paper using his magic along with a pencil. I somehow knew what to do and began to work on some sort of equation. I couldn’t see myself, but I figured that I was an earth pony; I couldn’t see any wings on my back and I couldn’t use magic; I was using the pencil with my mouth.

The others began to discuss something, but I couldn’t follow because I was too busy working on these problems. I only looked up when Slendy shouted something to Zehnder. Zehnder grumbled angrily, but disappeared into the shadows.

A few minutes later he returned with three ponies ensnared in his tendrils. I recognized them as Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, and Rainbow Dash. Forgetting the equation to see what was going on; Cherry Don immediately began to question the three trapped ponies about something.

The three ponies refused to answer any questions. Twilight did something with her horn, which caused all the other horned ponies’ horns to glow; Zehnder, Slendy, Trendy, Jeff, and Kage. Suddenly what looked like a black hole appeared at the opposite end of the room.

I grabbed the paper and pencil to keep them from being sucked in, and the winged ponies tried to fly away; but it was too strong and we all were swallowed up by the black hole.

When I regained consciousness I found myself in another place. This place was odd, it didn’t seem to be in the same fashion of MLP, it looked like a place you were find in real life in America.

I looked around but I couldn’t see any other ponies around. I decided to go and search for them; unless that, what I assume was some sort of rip in time and space, sent them to different dimensions, they were probably around here somewhere.

I realized that I was still holding that paper in my mouth, but the pencil was gone. I put it down to read it when something startled me.

“Ben! Excellent job! You saved the equations!”

I looked up and saw Trendy trotting towards me.

“And you’re even wearing that simply fabulous tie I made you!”

It was then when I looked down and realized that I was now wearing a tie; I hadn’t been back in Ponyville, but I was now. And he was right, it was simply fabulous.

I picked up the paper and looked around for the others. I heard a noise, is sounded like Rainbow dash arguing. Something about ‘Let me go!’ or ‘You’re gonna pay for this!’

I started in that direction and Trendy followed me. Going up and over a hill, I saw that past the hill there were some of the ponies there. There was Cherry Don, Zehnder with now only Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle in his tendrils, Jeff, Jack, and Kage.

Cherry Don demanded Twilight to tell him the meaning of life. Twilight said that she would never tell him, and Cherry threatened that if she didn’t tell him then he would bite her muzzle off.

Zehnder seemed to be getting very bored; almost sleepy even. Jack was flying in circles overhead, bored. Kage looked like he was reading manga; and Jeff was trying to hit Jack with rocks. Overall they all looked like they were sick of it.

I trotted down the hill towards them, and now I could remember the equations that I had been working on. I gave Cherry Don the paper that I had and unfolded it for him to see.

And this is what was written on the paper:

42 = Meaning of life
42 = 'Shi Ni' = death
42 = Zippers

Meaning of life = Death
Meaning of life = Zippers
Zippers = Death

The meaning of life = Zippers, who is death.
Yeeaaaahhh . . . This might be what happens after you eat chocolate ice cream, make a freaky gif of Pebbles, stare at the gif for a few minutes while playing O Fortuna, write a creepypasta spoof, sketch an image parodying a pony song with Jeff, Jack, and Kage; and then sleep at three am . . .

I'm weird. . .

So apparently according to my dreams; Jeff is a unicorn, Jack is a pegasus, Kage is an alicorn (because 'Lord Kage' maybe?), Ben is an earth pony, and the slenders are all unicorns? This might be my new headcanon.

But still, being Ben pony was pretty awesome! Even though I was smaller than everyone else. I guess I was the mafia's numbers guy.

But I do have a lot of crazy dreams, I guess it's just this weird mind of mine that helps me think up all these comics, answers, stories, and such.

But I want to know; should I do more like this? Like if I have another crazy dream, do you guys want me to write it down and post it? I was going to draw my dreams, but that's really annoying to do; writing is much easier. So do ya?

And also, the preview image is from the scene:

We stared at each other for a few seconds that felt like minutes, and then he got and angry expression on his face and motioned towards where the others had gone. I stared at him, still confused as hell. To which he glared, trotted over to me angrily, and shouted:
"Hurry up Ben! We're gonna be late!"


(C) *GingaAkam

Because I just know that some idiot out there will think that this is a really bad fanfiction, THIS. IS. A. DREAM. :iconalertplz:

If you comment thinking that this is a bad fanfiction, then you are an illiterate moron and I will lose all respect for you; not that, if you're the kind of person who would do this, I'd have any respect for you in the first place.
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