If Jeff Had Babies

[午後 08:10:32] 狂しいギンガ様: i hate it when they make jeff have a baby and baby has black hair white skin those weird panda eyes and cut face, I mean logically they'd have blue/brown(depending on your headcanon from story can't remember if they stated his eye color) brown hair and normal human skin

[午後 08:10:47] 狂しいギンガ様: i mean what did jeffy do when they were born dunk them in bleach set them on fire and then cut their face

[午後 08:10:53] 狂しいギンガ様: i'm calling child services

[午後 08:13:12] 狂しいギンガ様: okay now i can imagine jeff's baby mama just gave birth and jeff grabs baby from doctor and starts burning baby or whatever and baby is crying and jeff is all YOU MUST GET USED TO PAIN, SON, BE A MAN. and doctor is all WAT R U DOIN, WOMAN, STOP HIM mama is all awww geez jeff not again and doctor is all THIS HAPPENED BEFORE!?

No but in all seriousness, if you're going to make Jeff have a kid, try to remember what genetics are. Just because you cut your face doesn't mean that that trait is now stuck in your DNA. That would be like saying a guy who lost his right leg can only have one legged kids now.

But seriously though what kind of hospital lets a freakface like Jeff in I mean seriously there's most likely blood on him and this happened before. 

And people who have ships where Jeff has kids and his kids look like mini jeffs and that look is from birth; what is wrong with you. I don't want to be mean or anything, but seriously.