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If Jeff Had Babies by GingaAkam If Jeff Had Babies by GingaAkam
Sooo just a normal yet interesting skype conversation:

[午後 08:10:32] 狂しいギンガ様: i hate it when they make jeff have a baby and baby has black hair white skin those weird panda eyes and cut face, I mean logically they'd have blue/brown(depending on your headcanon from story can't remember if they stated his eye color) brown hair and normal human skin

[午後 08:10:47] 狂しいギンガ様: i mean what did jeffy do when they were born dunk them in bleach set them on fire and then cut their face

[午後 08:10:53] 狂しいギンガ様: i'm calling child services

[午後 08:13:12] 狂しいギンガ様: okay now i can imagine jeff's baby mama just gave birth and jeff grabs baby from doctor and starts burning baby or whatever and baby is crying and jeff is all YOU MUST GET USED TO PAIN, SON, BE A MAN. and doctor is all WAT R U DOIN, WOMAN, STOP HIM mama is all awww geez jeff not again and doctor is all THIS HAPPENED BEFORE!?


No but in all seriousness, if you're going to make Jeff have a kid, try to remember what genetics are. Just because you cut your face doesn't mean that that trait is now stuck in your DNA. That would be like saying a guy who lost his right leg can only have one legged kids now.

But seriously though what kind of hospital lets a freakface like Jeff in I mean seriously there's most likely blood on him and this happened before. 

And people who have ships where Jeff has kids and his kids look like mini jeffs and that look is from birth; what is wrong with you. I don't want to be mean or anything, but seriously. 

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CrookedDream Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Mary Sue OC who is apparently Jeff's baby mama"

I'm dying, on how accurate that would be.

Halp.
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LadyLarka Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I think theres a show called babies 101. WTF ppl. First kittens, then puppies, now babies? *sarcasm* lets do rainbows and unicorns next.
Id prefer to keep my dragon riders badge thank you.
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LadyLarka Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I totally agree. I mean if it was Laughing Jacks kid it would make sense, but if Jeff had a kid (god forbid) it would make sense to have some of the mothers features and look completely human. Do you want me to explain genetics in a complete, scientific lesson? Cuz even though im 17 I can still go junior scientist on yo asses. Ive been studying this kind of stuff since I was eight.
Plus the fact that Jeff wouldnt be a good father figure. A woman would have to step in and teach him how to be if he wanted to get ANYWHERE near that child. 
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CottonCandyUnicorns Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
You are just so perfect :heart: some writings are just ridiculous. The description made me laugh. The one legged part was classic. Beautiful
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1bunny-hunter1 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
how did thee baby get set on fire....
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vtglittergirl Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
Jeff The Killer, that's how.
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Xanness Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014
I have the same problem with people doing Baby Creepypastas, and having Jeff look as he does now, only in a baby body. If he was reverted to a baby, he'd look like how he did before the fire.
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Professional General Artist
Yeah I have a problem with that as well 
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Xanness Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
He became the way he is when he was a teenager. He wasn't born like that!
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ShootingRocket Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Student Writer
*Looks at freaked out doctor* 
Me: "Come on doc let's go buy you a drink"
But, bad jokes aside this made my day! And ignore the text above it's just me trying to be ya know..funny....
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