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If Jeff Had Babies by GingaAkam If Jeff Had Babies by GingaAkam
Sooo just a normal yet interesting skype conversation:

[午後 08:10:32] 狂しいギンガ様: i hate it when they make jeff have a baby and baby has black hair white skin those weird panda eyes and cut face, I mean logically they'd have blue/brown(depending on your headcanon from story can't remember if they stated his eye color) brown hair and normal human skin

[午後 08:10:47] 狂しいギンガ様: i mean what did jeffy do when they were born dunk them in bleach set them on fire and then cut their face

[午後 08:10:53] 狂しいギンガ様: i'm calling child services

[午後 08:13:12] 狂しいギンガ様: okay now i can imagine jeff's baby mama just gave birth and jeff grabs baby from doctor and starts burning baby or whatever and baby is crying and jeff is all YOU MUST GET USED TO PAIN, SON, BE A MAN. and doctor is all WAT R U DOIN, WOMAN, STOP HIM mama is all awww geez jeff not again and doctor is all THIS HAPPENED BEFORE!?


No but in all seriousness, if you're going to make Jeff have a kid, try to remember what genetics are. Just because you cut your face doesn't mean that that trait is now stuck in your DNA. That would be like saying a guy who lost his right leg can only have one legged kids now.

But seriously though what kind of hospital lets a freakface like Jeff in I mean seriously there's most likely blood on him and this happened before. 

And people who have ships where Jeff has kids and his kids look like mini jeffs and that look is from birth; what is wrong with you. I don't want to be mean or anything, but seriously. 

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:icongamergirl62:
GamerGirl62 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Poor baby xD
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:iconwhite-tigress-12158:
white-tigress-12158 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014
Oh God that's horrible!

Yet funny...
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:iconcrookeddream:
CrookedDream Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Mary Sue OC who is apparently Jeff's baby mama"

I'm dying, on how accurate that would be.

Halp.
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LadyLarka Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I think theres a show called babies 101. WTF ppl. First kittens, then puppies, now babies? *sarcasm* lets do rainbows and unicorns next.
Id prefer to keep my dragon riders badge thank you.
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:iconladylarka:
LadyLarka Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I totally agree. I mean if it was Laughing Jacks kid it would make sense, but if Jeff had a kid (god forbid) it would make sense to have some of the mothers features and look completely human. Do you want me to explain genetics in a complete, scientific lesson? Cuz even though im 17 I can still go junior scientist on yo asses. Ive been studying this kind of stuff since I was eight.
Plus the fact that Jeff wouldnt be a good father figure. A woman would have to step in and teach him how to be if he wanted to get ANYWHERE near that child. 
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CottonCandyUnicorns Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
You are just so perfect :heart: some writings are just ridiculous. The description made me laugh. The one legged part was classic. Beautiful
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1bunny-hunter1 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
how did thee baby get set on fire....
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:iconvtglittergirl:
vtglittergirl Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
Jeff The Killer, that's how.
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:iconxanness:
Xanness Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014
I have the same problem with people doing Baby Creepypastas, and having Jeff look as he does now, only in a baby body. If he was reverted to a baby, he'd look like how he did before the fire.
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:icongingaakam:
GingaAkam Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Professional General Artist
Yeah I have a problem with that as well 
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:iconxanness:
Xanness Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
He became the way he is when he was a teenager. He wasn't born like that!
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ShootingRocket Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Student Writer
*Looks at freaked out doctor* 
Me: "Come on doc let's go buy you a drink"
But, bad jokes aside this made my day! And ignore the text above it's just me trying to be ya know..funny....
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:iconpiepiepinkype:
piepiepinkype Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
honey why is the baby on fire? 
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:iconstar-struck-studios:
Star-Struck-Studios Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
BUY ME MORE JEWELRY
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:iconpiepiepinkype:
piepiepinkype Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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yeokaiwen31801 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
that asdf reference, though.
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:iconobsidiron:
Obsidiron Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
...What great father skills. On a completely random note to find more about what this lady of creepypastas and trolling; you a big comic book fan, or do you just like creepypasta and all dat shiz?
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:icongingaakam:
GingaAkam Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Professional General Artist
Ehm I don't really read comic books, not entirely sure where to buy them, although I do read manga [obviously it's kind of easier to find manga than comic books here in Japan] but I do like superheros, Deadpool and Spiderman are my favorites. 
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:iconobsidiron:
Obsidiron Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
Ah, the merc with a mouth is my favorite too. Wonder how'd he do fighting a creepypasta. If he fought Zhenderman, chances are it'd just be the two of them teleporting around each other, trying to get a sucker punch in. 
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:iconsuricateuh:
Suricateuh Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
...why not :')
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:iconroxywolfanimations:
RoxyWolfAnimations Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Student Digital Artist
And im the mother.....
Dancing :la: 
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:iconblue730:
blue730 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014
Oh God Jeff!! XD
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:icondeath--flower:
Death--Flower Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
Poor baby but funny jeff xD
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:iconvegetassj4fangirl:
Vegetassj4fangirl Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
lol poor baby 
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:iconpikachuinc:
PikachuInc Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I would do the same thing XD
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:iconimsosplat:
ImSoSplat Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol Jeff. XD
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:iconnettleheart:
Nettleheart Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No
The sue needs :iconrainbowsparkleplz:~FABULOUS RAINBOW HAIR~:iconrainbowsparkleplz: and :iconrainbowsparkleplz:~FABULOUS RAINBOW WINGS~:iconrainbowsparkleplz: and :iconrainbowsparkleplz:~AMAZING BOOTIFUL EYES~:iconrainbowsparkleplz:
What are you doing Ginga
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:iconnettleheart:
Nettleheart Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ginga you have failed me
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:iconpercyvelcooke178:
PercyvelCooke178 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
It reminds me of asdf movie
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:iconlyralinks999:
lyralinks999 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Student Artist
i would do that if i was crazy and i got married.
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:iconmykosheep:
MykoSheep Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
THIS BABY IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE~! THIS BABY IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiIIIIiiiIIIiiIIRE~!
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MorbidAndMorbis2001 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014

ehhh, im sure the baby will survive...

*cough cough not Cough*

 

Even if the baby did... im sure splendor would kill him from getting high on sugar...

Or ben on weed...

 

Or even Jeff getting drunk and try to kill him... again

 

by the first month he would probity have one kidney... jack....

 

And slender eats kids.... sooo....

there's a 99.9% chance the baby wont survive...

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:iconlyralinks999:
lyralinks999 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Student Artist
if the baby survives, -takes out bazooka and puts on light green neon light-up sunglasses- i'll take care of it. also after i'm gonna take selfies of me XD
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MorbidAndMorbis2001 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014
yeah, you would think jeff jr. would be worse then normal jeff...
that is if he grows and enough to hold a knife and be a killer...

most creepy pasta stories have a: terrible parrent, a bad past, a desorter or parinomal activity... being if jeff had a son.. he would probably be terrible to him leaving jeff jr. for revenge >:)
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:iconlyralinks999:
lyralinks999 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Student Artist
so good. so realistic. so much death.
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:iconmorbidandmorbis2001:
MorbidAndMorbis2001 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014
exactly.

jeff jr. is to be killed or
hes gonna murder half of the creepy pasta at the age of 6 XD
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:iconlyralinks999:
lyralinks999 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student Artist
yes he is
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:iconmorbidandmorbis2001:
MorbidAndMorbis2001 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
evil begone!
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:iconlyralinks999:
lyralinks999 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student Artist
when he's ten the creepypasta world will be gone when he's 24 the whole world is gone O.O
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:iconmorbidandmorbis2001:
MorbidAndMorbis2001 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014

Where's the fire alarm XD

If they have a no smoke policy it should go the same with a no smoking babies policy.

XD Love it so much! 

 

But, with the baby it actually would get less genetic genes from Jeff and more from the mother, the Jeff, then the mothers father...

SOOO, It would look more, or so like the mother...

 

For those who believe Jeff x Jane (I don't I mean, C'mon e killed Jane's life!!) It would look like a baby Jane... well, like explained... When she was normal.

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XxMelissa-StarxX Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
BABIES ON FIRE !!! WOOOO
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:iconvros3buds:
VRos3buds Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good Point Ginga. Don't make sense.
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:icondanielle14178:
danielle14178 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I laughed my ass off at this XD
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Akakyoak Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist

The sad thing is... He would probably do this if he ever had a child...

It still makes me laugh. Call child services!

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:iconderpygingernut:
derpygingernut Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013
i need a link to this story
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:icondarkness-angel-13:
darkness-angel-13 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol this reminds me of asdf movies X'D and the best father award goes to~ apparently NOT  JEFF
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ask-jeff-teh-killer Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
pff poor baby he/she will not last long
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invaderzimtacos602 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Student Artist
That Would Not happen .-.
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Professional General Artist
Well obviously, because technically Jeff is an insane killer who killed his family, probably has no interest in mary sue women who think he's so very very sexy. Logically instead of fucking them he'd kill them (or fuck them and then kill them, I dunno) as well as a study shows that insane males apparently have homosexual tendencies. 
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invaderzimtacos602 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student Artist
Thank You XD *Would You Do A Picture For Me* Merp Derp
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