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    “Are you still mad at me?” Thomas inquired as he stepped through the doorway. The tall silver robot walked across the room and stopped behind a sofa, on which another robot was sitting. He poked the other robot’s golden helmet, “Come on, I said I was sorry!”

    “Poking me’s not gonna make me stop being mad at you.” The gold robot growled and moved further away from Thomas’ hand.

    “Really? Guy-man! I said I was sorry! I didn’t know it was the last baguette!” Thomas moved closer to Guy-Manuel and proceeded to poke the irritated robot’s helm, “Forgive meee! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!”

    “I’m not forgiving you.” Guy-man crossed his arms and stood up. Without another look at Thomas, he walked away. Thomas thought he heard a noise from the short robot, although it was quiet; a sigh? Or perhaps something else. Guy-man left the room without another word.

    Looking at the doorway, Thomas sighed and sat down on the couch. “Mon dieu! Little guy can be so stubborn sometimes,” He said to himself under his breath, “Eh, he’ll forgive me. Just needs time.” He reclined there for a few minutes, staring out a window and thinking to himself. “After all, I didn’t mean to take the last baguette, thought there were more.”

    From the other room, there was a crash, and the sound of something falling. Thomas stood up and quickly walked over to the doorway, “Guy-man?” he poked his head into the next room, “Are you alright-Guy?!

    On the ground, Guy-man was writhing and twitching, as if having a seizure. The screen on his helmet was flashing random colors and emitting static, like a severe malfunction. Thomas got on the floor and took him in his arms, “Guy-man!? What’s wrong!? What happened!?” Guy-man turned his head towards Thomas with difficulty, twitching violently.

    “Oh T-Thoma-!” Guy cried in between bursts of static, “I-I’m-error-mal-malfunction . . ! Dying-ing!” He grabbed Thomas’ hand, “T-Thomas! One more th-thing! Before I-!” Guy-man went into another burst of static. Thomas held him, trembling, waiting for him to finish his sentence.

    “Look a-at the-!” Guy-man paused and was still, emitting only a single tone. Thomas froze and stared at him, not knowing what to do; when Guy suddenly emitted another burst of static, and continued, “L-look at the first letter of each paragraph.” After finishing that sentence, the gold robot stopped twitching, and his helmet stopped emitting random colors. He pulled himself from Thomas’ arms, stood up, and dusted himself off as if nothing had happened. Thomas stared blankly at his hands, where Guy-man had been dying only a few moments ago. Guy-man glared at Thomas, and snapped his fingers a few times in front of Thomas’ face to draw his attention to him. He crossed his arms, ‘DON’T TAKE MY DAMN BAGUETTES’ scrolled across the screen of his helmet in large, flashing red letters. He then turned and walked out of the room, completely fine.

    “Son of a-! How did you-? Weren’t you just-!? Did you just break the fourth-!?” Thomas stuttered, “ What do you mean first letter of . . .” He stared blankly, processing the information. “. . . Merde!
If you are surprised, you don't know me too well. 

[This was actually originally with Kage and Jeff in a different situation, but I was afraid of fangirls shouting SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIP, so, robots]

Before anyone shouts I DONT GET IT the first letter of each paragraph spells 'april fools', happy april fools day. Just gonna clear that up because I DONT GET IT comments annoy me. 

And before you ask what the random French things are;
Mon dieu = My God/Good Lord/etc 
Merde = Shit/Damn/Crap


[This is just a thing I quickly threw together for April Fools so the pacing and plot and whatever aren't the best ye]
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:iconakatsukiloverxdx3:
AkatsukiLoverXDX3 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Professional General Artist
....Ooooohhh....XD SWEET....
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:icon13wolfy13:
13Wolfy13 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
Clever ginga is clever....
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xLisaMcMillenx Featured By Owner Edited Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Bread is good..... Idk what to really say here. .. lol that come on, come on....line.... lose yourself to dance reference maybe...? Happy lateeeee April fools indeed... :)
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Professional General Artist
yes that was a lose yourself to dance reference X3 
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:iconxlisamcmillenx:
xLisaMcMillenx Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hurhur, well it was a great touch! 
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:iconangeldynamite:
AngelDynamite Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Happy EXTREMELY late April fools day... In June.
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:iconopal59:
Opal59 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Student General Artist
This. 
:iconlaughsplz:
I'm dying. 
XD This is so perfect.
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:iconthe-cat-loving-kid:
The-Cat-Loving-Kid Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
LOL! This is pretty funny!
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:iconmainaicmckenzie575:
MainaicMcKenzie575 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014
I don't get it...
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:iconsilentforestfairy:
Silentforestfairy Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
Description~!
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:iconmainaicmckenzie575:
MainaicMcKenzie575 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
Thanks sorry i forget stuff meh
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:iconsicilynotdenmark:
SicilyNotDenmark Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is beautiful

sorry this is late
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:iconandispyral:
AndiSpyral Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
it had to come to this.........
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:iconnathal32:
nathal32 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice April Fool, nice X)

The robot is french ? Il est français ?
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:iconbearlingenius:
BearlinGenius Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ja.
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:iconbrecheese21:
BreCheese21 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
Mon dieu! This was incredibly amazing! I was fooled; anyway that was da' coolest! Took me a while to figure this one out, though... mais- c'est la vie; ne me prenez pas pour un imbécile!
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Lucythelittleproxy Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Fine literature like dis deserves a place in the library of congress 8)
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:iconzelda806:
zelda806 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
lol ginga this is amazing
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UnluckyArachnoFreak Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very clever, Ginga xD that's a good one xDD
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:iconnutellaluna:
NutellaLuna Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Nice one! That's really clever, i doubt anyone has made that one XD
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:iconvelvetein:
Velvetein Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that paragraph joke.
XD
reminds me of the first Dead Space.
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Tidal-Fox101 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean, I figured this was gonna be an April fools thing, but dang Ginga!  You did good!
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starfighter101 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
damn. too funny XD
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:iconzetsu-chan4ever:
Zetsu-Chan4ever Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff....
ba-dum-tss
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VRos3buds Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
wait... first letter of each paragraph...?
*looks back through*
OH, XD nice one Ginga
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LadyClockwise Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ha ha, this looks like something Black Knight would do in his pocket composition.  He can't make everything smack dab right there, who knows if Blackwood is watching ^_^''?
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violetsonamy777 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Student Artist
OOOHHH YOU YOU YOU PERSON!!!!! D:<
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InSaNiTyAkuri99 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very very clever X3
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Xpl0deak1tty Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Student Artist
APRIL FOOLS! =>u<=
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thebeastsmaelstrom Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome. XD
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AutisticArtHC Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, I'm impressed by the acrostic poem. How hard was that to do?
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Professional General Artist
Actually not that hard at all, just write "april fools" vertically with just one letter  at the start of each line, and then fill it out with the story but make sure the words correspond with the letters. You just need to make sure your story plot isn't too long or too short for the hidden message. 
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AutisticArtHC Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, yeah, I meant making sure all that stuff happened.
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:icongingaakam:
GingaAkam Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Professional General Artist
Tbh I double checked like, 20 times. These kinds of things make me paranoid
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:iconautisticarthc:
AutisticArtHC Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Really? Acrostic poems make you paranoid?
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Professional General Artist
Welll when there's something you need to pull off and it has to be just right, that makes me paranoid 
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:iconautisticarthc:
AutisticArtHC Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Try to think of yourself in a movie where something has to be just right. Imagine you're the action star who has to disable the bomb. Of course, this probably will do jack shit and even just make it worse, but I at least think that imagining yourself as the protagonist in something fake could help.
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Hylzarie Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
XD Would have been funny with Jeff and Kage too; Kage pretending to die because Jeff took the last bottle of wine? That would be priceless
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GingaAkam Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Professional General Artist
Heh that was essentially the plot XD If I remember correctly, Jeff somehow got rid of all of Kage's wine, so Kage pretended to get shot and was dying, but then faked it of course. 
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Hylzarie Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
XD Yeah, definetly priceless. We all know Kage is a good actor.
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PunkAss-Myth Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
PFFFFTTT
This is perf. All I did for April Fool's was team up with my friends and tape about 50 or 60 Dairy Queen spoons around the music room. 
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LaughingJack2203 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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haileyanimefreak Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh the first letters in the story, I was confuzzled for a minute there.
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Demonwings14 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
I don't know why I'm surprised XD
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AjD3vil Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh praise your brilliant mimd Ginga.
Thiugh Thomas should have really known better than to touch Guy-man's food X3
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ravenofthedarkness6 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
hahaha this was brilliant and great! Well done! :D
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