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April 1


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    “Are you still mad at me?” Thomas inquired as he stepped through the doorway. The tall silver robot walked across the room and stopped behind a sofa, on which another robot was sitting. He poked the other robot’s golden helmet, “Come on, I said I was sorry!”

    “Poking me’s not gonna make me stop being mad at you.” The gold robot growled and moved further away from Thomas’ hand.

    “Really? Guy-man! I said I was sorry! I didn’t know it was the last baguette!” Thomas moved closer to Guy-Manuel and proceeded to poke the irritated robot’s helm, “Forgive meee! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!”

    “I’m not forgiving you.” Guy-man crossed his arms and stood up. Without another look at Thomas, he walked away. Thomas thought he heard a noise from the short robot, although it was quiet; a sigh? Or perhaps something else. Guy-man left the room without another word.

    Looking at the doorway, Thomas sighed and sat down on the couch. “Mon dieu! Little guy can be so stubborn sometimes,” He said to himself under his breath, “Eh, he’ll forgive me. Just needs time.” He reclined there for a few minutes, staring out a window and thinking to himself. “After all, I didn’t mean to take the last baguette, thought there were more.”

    From the other room, there was a crash, and the sound of something falling. Thomas stood up and quickly walked over to the doorway, “Guy-man?” he poked his head into the next room, “Are you alright-Guy?!

    On the ground, Guy-man was writhing and twitching, as if having a seizure. The screen on his helmet was flashing random colors and emitting static, like a severe malfunction. Thomas got on the floor and took him in his arms, “Guy-man!? What’s wrong!? What happened!?” Guy-man turned his head towards Thomas with difficulty, twitching violently.

    “Oh T-Thoma-!” Guy cried in between bursts of static, “I-I’m-error-mal-malfunction . . ! Dying-ing!” He grabbed Thomas’ hand, “T-Thomas! One more th-thing! Before I-!” Guy-man went into another burst of static. Thomas held him, trembling, waiting for him to finish his sentence.

    “Look a-at the-!” Guy-man paused and was still, emitting only a single tone. Thomas froze and stared at him, not knowing what to do; when Guy suddenly emitted another burst of static, and continued, “L-look at the first letter of each paragraph.” After finishing that sentence, the gold robot stopped twitching, and his helmet stopped emitting random colors. He pulled himself from Thomas’ arms, stood up, and dusted himself off as if nothing had happened. Thomas stared blankly at his hands, where Guy-man had been dying only a few moments ago. Guy-man glared at Thomas, and snapped his fingers a few times in front of Thomas’ face to draw his attention to him. He crossed his arms, ‘DON’T TAKE MY DAMN BAGUETTES’ scrolled across the screen of his helmet in large, flashing red letters. He then turned and walked out of the room, completely fine.

    “Son of a-! How did you-? Weren’t you just-!? Did you just break the fourth-!?” Thomas stuttered, “ What do you mean first letter of . . .” He stared blankly, processing the information. “. . . Merde!
If you are surprised, you don't know me too well. 

[This was actually originally with Kage and Jeff in a different situation, but I was afraid of fangirls shouting SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIP, so, robots]

Before anyone shouts I DONT GET IT the first letter of each paragraph spells 'april fools', happy april fools day. Just gonna clear that up because I DONT GET IT comments annoy me. 

And before you ask what the random French things are;
Mon dieu = My God/Good Lord/etc 
Merde = Shit/Damn/Crap

[This is just a thing I quickly threw together for April Fools so the pacing and plot and whatever aren't the best ye]
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AkatsukiLoverXDX3 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Professional General Artist
....Ooooohhh....XD SWEET....
13Wolfy13 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
Clever ginga is clever....
xLisaMcMillenx Featured By Owner Edited Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Bread is good..... Idk what to really say here. .. lol that come on, come on....line.... lose yourself to dance reference maybe...? Happy lateeeee April fools indeed... :)
GingaAkam Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Professional General Artist
yes that was a lose yourself to dance reference X3 
xLisaMcMillenx Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hurhur, well it was a great touch! 
AngelDynamite Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Happy EXTREMELY late April fools day... In June.
Opal59 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Student General Artist
I'm dying. 
XD This is so perfect.
The-Cat-Loving-Kid Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
LOL! This is pretty funny!
MainaicMcKenzie575 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014
I don't get it...
Silentforestfairy Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
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