This needs to be a story! Please make this a story, Ginga!
The mental image of Jeff in a dress is at least slightly disturbing...
Jeffy. Is. Alice.
MY LIFE IS COMEPLETE. -fwoop-
Me: ._. ...
*Looks At Cat Buttercup*
Me: Butter,can YOU stand on your head?
Me: I thought not...you disappointment -.-