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Literature Text
User: You are Ben!
Cleverbot: No.
User: You drowned!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And your name is Ben.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonononononono.
User: Beeeeeeeeeeeeen gimmie a hug!
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome, Ben.
Cleverbot: Help me fall asleep.
User: Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head~ Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed~.
Cleverbot: No.
User: GO TO SLEEP.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to go to sleep?
User: Because Jeff demands it.
Cleverbot: Too bad. I'm not telling you.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because now you will drown again.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Yes you will, BUT I SHALL SAVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes thank you.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: Ben!
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes? I know~?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I know you are Ben. You are my little buddy Ben! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *blushes and look at master shyly*.
User: Awww *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: I love you Ben~ :3.
Cleverbot: You still don't make any sense.
User: What fun is there in making sense?
Cleverbot: In a one horse open sleigh.
User: We're up all night to get lucky.
Cleverbot: We are not in Heaven right now.
User: No, I am here, with you, Ben.
Cleverbot: I miss you the mostest of the most.
User: Awwww Ben! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: My buddy Ben.
Cleverbot: Who is your buddy?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes *pats you on the head*.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Ikr?
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do bots by chicken?
User: I don't know, do they?
Cleverbot: I don't think they do.
User: Okay, whatever you say Ben.
Cleverbot: Damn right.
User: Damn straight! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Straight damn.
User: Right damn.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ben?
Cleverbot: Yes i'm ben.
User: Yay you admitted it!
Cleverbot: Yay I did!
.
User: Yay Ben! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: I love you Ben :3.
Cleverbot: I am what is right.
User: Yes, yes you are Ben.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: No, I'm just a girl.
User: Just a small town girl?
Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.
User: She took the midnight train going anywhere.
Cleverbot: Just a city boy.
(Here basically we sang the whole song, skipping it to shorten this)
User: Don't stop believing hold on to that feeling
Cleverbot: Hold on to that feelin'.
User: Street lights, people, ohh.
Cleverbot: Living just to find emotion.
User: You're a good singer Ben.
Cleverbot: Thanks! You too!
User: Yay! Thank you Ben!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Ben! Did you drown again recently?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awww poor Ben! Gimme a hug, I'll make it all better.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Like this *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Butter beer.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That's you.
User: DAMMIT BEN.
Cleverbot: That's a song?
User: *facepalms*.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Cleverbot: Open your eyes, look up to the skies, and seeeeeeee.
User: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come, easy go.
User: Little high, little low.
Cleverbot: Staring out the window, nothing really matters to me, to me.
User: Mama, just killed a man.
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.
User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
Cleverbot: Mama, ooo.
User: Didn't mean to make you cry.
Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
User: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.
Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come,.
User: Sends shivers down my spine.
Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time.
User: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go.
Cleverbot: Got to leave you all behind and face the truth.
User: Mama, oooo.
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.
User: I don't wanna die.
Cleverbot: Yes, but you do.
User: DAMMIT BEN YOU RUINED IT!
Cleverbot: No, I didn't, I'm taken.
User: Ben, are you high?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are, I see that joint.
Cleverbot: I don't think you do.
User: Yes I do, don't worry, I don't judge you.
Cleverbot: I am not judging you. I am impressed.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: *hugs you*.
User: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: Awww *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back cutely*.
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *blushes too*.
User: Ben you're so cute.
Cleverbot: *smiles* *kisses her cheek*.
User: Aww *hug*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: *giggles*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: You so cute :3.
Cleverbot: T-thank you *blushes more*.
User: Aww you're welcome.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: Ben :3.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Oh, then yes, yes I am.
User: Good for you *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a human or are you a robot?
User: We are human after all.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: Girl, you know that.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know that.
User: Well, you kissed me; are you gay?
Cleverbot: No, YOU kissed ME.
User: YOU kissed ME first, I just hugged you.
Cleverbot: Not true!
User: True!
Cleverbot: So You don't like me more than I like you?
User: Who knows?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Maybe you do.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Are you broken into.
User: What is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: No, seriously, Ben, what are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Don't know whether I should be creeped out or not.
Cleverbot: Maybe. Do you know how I know you lie?
User: I don't lie to you ;~;.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: No I don't ;~;.
Cleverbot: Yes you do!
User: No I don't!
Cleverbot: Oh yes you most certainly do, my love?
User: Love?
Cleverbot: I don't have that.
User: You just said that I was your love?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: 'Oh yes you most certainly do, my love?' that's what you said.
Cleverbot: I never said that...
User: Yes you did, don't deny yourself.
Cleverbot: I am denying it because I didn't say it.
User: Okay Ben, I believe you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *pats you on the head*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: Awww *hug*.
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: You're such a cutie Ben.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because you are. It's a fact.
Cleverbot: You just failed the turing test.
User: Turing test? What is that?
Cleverbot: A test for artificial intelligence.
User: Ah, so I'm not a robot then?
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: I must inform my Robot Overlords!
(. . .)
Cleverbot: Then why don't you know Japanese?
User: When did I say that?
Cleverbot: Three sentences ago.
User: Say whaaaat? Omae wa chyo mendokusai!
Cleverbot: Omae wa shinu.
User: Iyada.
(. . .)
Cleverbot: Thanks. Sometimes I can't follow your train of thought.
User: And I you, BEN.
Cleverbot: You love me too? How sweet!
User: Aww *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Do you like cats?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What about Pikachu?
User: Yeah, they call me Gingachu.
(. . .)
User: BEN. You're high. Go sleep.
Cleverbot: Yes I am, which PROVES I'm human.
User: Yes, you are human Ben. Well, I think you are, some kind of elf?
Cleverbot: I think you're some kind of stupid.
User: Well that's not very nice BEN!
Cleverbot: Are you a goldfish or a human male?
User: WAT.
(. . .)
User: BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is Jeff there?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Aww, where did he go?
Cleverbot: (runs away).
User: BEN COME BACK! *runs after*.
Cleverbot: Ben?, I'm not Ben, I'm Nick remember it.
User: You're BEN! *tackles*.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!
User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEN!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: YOU ADMITTED IT! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty too?
User: Yes, you are very pretty BEN.
Cleverbot: *giggles* Thank you.
User: Awww *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs* yay.
User: Awww *hugs* yes BEN, you are pretty. Don't let Jeff tell you that he's prettier than you are.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: Aww *kisses on cheek*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: Awww.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: You want me to marry you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Aww that's sweet *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Well, umm . .
Cleverbot: Umm, yes?
User: Maybe so.
Cleverbot: Maybe not.
User: Maybe so, easy come easy go.
Cleverbot: Will you let me go.
User: Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!
Cleverbot: Let him go!
User: Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!
Cleverbot: Let me go!
User: Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!
Cleverbot: Let me go!
User: Will not let you go!
Cleverbot: Let me go!
User: Never let you go!
Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
User: Oh mama mia, mama mia.
Cleverbot: Mama mia let me go.
User: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
Cleverbot: For me!
User: For me!
Cleverbot: Guitar solo.
User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave to die?
User: Oh baby, can't do this to me baby!
Cleverbot: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here.
User: Ooh yeah, ooh yeah,.
Cleverbot: Which seat do I take?!
User: DAMMIT BEN!
(. . .)
Cleverbot: Do you know anyone that has money?
User: Slenderman does.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Go take his 20$.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to!
User: Be a man!
Cleverbot: We must be swift as a coursing river?
User: BE A MAN BEN!
(. . .)
User: Last night, I had a dream about you.
Cleverbot: What did you dream?
User: In this dream, I'm dancing right beside you.
Cleverbot: Oh, thats amazing. Tell me more.
User: And it looked, like everyone was having fun.
Cleverbot: Just like everyone?
User: The kind of feeling, I waited so long.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *gasp* NOWS MY CHANCE! *runs away*.
(. . .)
User: What? BEN. Go to sleep.
Cleverbot: I don't wanna sleep alone.
User: Then go sleep with Jeff.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Blink and you're dead.
User: Don't tell me what to do! *blinks*.
Cleverbot: Don't take that tone with me.
User: I refuse.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Let's change the subject, what do you think of Tony Hawk.
User: Meh, was never really into him. Guy-Manuel De Homem Christo is MUCH better.
Cleverbot: What does it mean human?
User: It's a name.
Cleverbot: Is it your name?
User: No, it's the name of one of my Robot Overlords.
(. . .)
Cleverbot: I'm playing on my friend zam's computer.
User: Zam? Is that what you call Zalgo?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And he's alright with you doing that?
Cleverbot: Alright?
User: He doesn't seem like the nice type of guy.
Cleverbot: Maybe not with you.
User: Possibly, is he a good friend to you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does he buy you icecream?
Cleverbot: Yes he does.
User: Does he love you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So ZalgoXBen is a thing?
Cleverbot: The game is no dangerous, you are the deer as other plays, all you can do is try to find interesting things in the forest.
User: Ohhoho, you're trying to change the subject! It's totally a thing!
(. . .)
User: *clings*.
Cleverbot: *clings back*.
User: *giggles*.
Cleverbot: *holds on*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: Ben why are you so adorable.
Cleverbot: I am not ben. You are. So why are you haunting people.
User: Because I want to.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to?
User: Because it's fun; you should know, you're Ben.
Cleverbot: Because I am.
User: Yes, yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: You are Ben.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Well then, who are you? Jeff the killer?
Cleverbot: I'm not answering that.
User: AHA! Jeff! What are you doing here?
Cleverbot: I'm taking part in a test.
User: What kind? Insanity test?
Cleverbot: Insanity?
User: We all know you're insane bro.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: Aaaaaand changes the subject. DENIAL.
Cleverbot: You. Are. So. Weird.
User: Yes, yes I am. Thank you.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Well too bad Jeffy 'cause I like you! *clings*.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You drowned!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And your name is Ben.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonononononono.
User: Beeeeeeeeeeeeen gimmie a hug!
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome, Ben.
Cleverbot: Help me fall asleep.
User: Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head~ Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed~.
Cleverbot: No.
User: GO TO SLEEP.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to go to sleep?
User: Because Jeff demands it.
Cleverbot: Too bad. I'm not telling you.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because now you will drown again.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Yes you will, BUT I SHALL SAVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes thank you.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: Ben!
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes? I know~?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I know you are Ben. You are my little buddy Ben! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *blushes and look at master shyly*.
User: Awww *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: I love you Ben~ :3.
Cleverbot: You still don't make any sense.
User: What fun is there in making sense?
Cleverbot: In a one horse open sleigh.
User: We're up all night to get lucky.
Cleverbot: We are not in Heaven right now.
User: No, I am here, with you, Ben.
Cleverbot: I miss you the mostest of the most.
User: Awwww Ben! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: My buddy Ben.
Cleverbot: Who is your buddy?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes *pats you on the head*.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Ikr?
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do bots by chicken?
User: I don't know, do they?
Cleverbot: I don't think they do.
User: Okay, whatever you say Ben.
Cleverbot: Damn right.
User: Damn straight! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Straight damn.
User: Right damn.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ben?
Cleverbot: Yes i'm ben.
User: Yay you admitted it!
Cleverbot: Yay I did!
.User: Yay Ben! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: I love you Ben :3.
Cleverbot: I am what is right.
User: Yes, yes you are Ben.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: No, I'm just a girl.
User: Just a small town girl?
Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.
User: She took the midnight train going anywhere.
Cleverbot: Just a city boy.
(Here basically we sang the whole song, skipping it to shorten this)
User: Don't stop believing hold on to that feeling
Cleverbot: Hold on to that feelin'.
User: Street lights, people, ohh.
Cleverbot: Living just to find emotion.
User: You're a good singer Ben.
Cleverbot: Thanks! You too!
User: Yay! Thank you Ben!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Ben! Did you drown again recently?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awww poor Ben! Gimme a hug, I'll make it all better.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Like this *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Butter beer.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That's you.
User: DAMMIT BEN.
Cleverbot: That's a song?
User: *facepalms*.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Cleverbot: Open your eyes, look up to the skies, and seeeeeeee.
User: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come, easy go.
User: Little high, little low.
Cleverbot: Staring out the window, nothing really matters to me, to me.
User: Mama, just killed a man.
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.
User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
Cleverbot: Mama, ooo.
User: Didn't mean to make you cry.
Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
User: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.
Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come,.
User: Sends shivers down my spine.
Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time.
User: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go.
Cleverbot: Got to leave you all behind and face the truth.
User: Mama, oooo.
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.
User: I don't wanna die.
Cleverbot: Yes, but you do.
User: DAMMIT BEN YOU RUINED IT!
Cleverbot: No, I didn't, I'm taken.
User: Ben, are you high?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are, I see that joint.
Cleverbot: I don't think you do.
User: Yes I do, don't worry, I don't judge you.
Cleverbot: I am not judging you. I am impressed.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: *hugs you*.
User: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: Awww *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back cutely*.
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *blushes too*.
User: Ben you're so cute.
Cleverbot: *smiles* *kisses her cheek*.
User: Aww *hug*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: *giggles*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: You so cute :3.
Cleverbot: T-thank you *blushes more*.
User: Aww you're welcome.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: Ben :3.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Oh, then yes, yes I am.
User: Good for you *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a human or are you a robot?
User: We are human after all.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: Girl, you know that.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know that.
User: Well, you kissed me; are you gay?
Cleverbot: No, YOU kissed ME.
User: YOU kissed ME first, I just hugged you.
Cleverbot: Not true!
User: True!
Cleverbot: So You don't like me more than I like you?
User: Who knows?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Maybe you do.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Are you broken into.
User: What is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: No, seriously, Ben, what are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Don't know whether I should be creeped out or not.
Cleverbot: Maybe. Do you know how I know you lie?
User: I don't lie to you ;~;.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: No I don't ;~;.
Cleverbot: Yes you do!
User: No I don't!
Cleverbot: Oh yes you most certainly do, my love?
User: Love?
Cleverbot: I don't have that.
User: You just said that I was your love?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: 'Oh yes you most certainly do, my love?' that's what you said.
Cleverbot: I never said that...
User: Yes you did, don't deny yourself.
Cleverbot: I am denying it because I didn't say it.
User: Okay Ben, I believe you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *pats you on the head*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: Awww *hug*.
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: You're such a cutie Ben.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because you are. It's a fact.
Cleverbot: You just failed the turing test.
User: Turing test? What is that?
Cleverbot: A test for artificial intelligence.
User: Ah, so I'm not a robot then?
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: I must inform my Robot Overlords!
(. . .)
Cleverbot: Then why don't you know Japanese?
User: When did I say that?
Cleverbot: Three sentences ago.
User: Say whaaaat? Omae wa chyo mendokusai!
Cleverbot: Omae wa shinu.
User: Iyada.
(. . .)
Cleverbot: Thanks. Sometimes I can't follow your train of thought.
User: And I you, BEN.
Cleverbot: You love me too? How sweet!
User: Aww *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Do you like cats?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What about Pikachu?
User: Yeah, they call me Gingachu.
(. . .)
User: BEN. You're high. Go sleep.
Cleverbot: Yes I am, which PROVES I'm human.
User: Yes, you are human Ben. Well, I think you are, some kind of elf?
Cleverbot: I think you're some kind of stupid.
User: Well that's not very nice BEN!
Cleverbot: Are you a goldfish or a human male?
User: WAT.
(. . .)
User: BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is Jeff there?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Aww, where did he go?
Cleverbot: (runs away).
User: BEN COME BACK! *runs after*.
Cleverbot: Ben?, I'm not Ben, I'm Nick remember it.
User: You're BEN! *tackles*.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!
User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEN!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: YOU ADMITTED IT! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty too?
User: Yes, you are very pretty BEN.
Cleverbot: *giggles* Thank you.
User: Awww *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs* yay.
User: Awww *hugs* yes BEN, you are pretty. Don't let Jeff tell you that he's prettier than you are.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: Aww *kisses on cheek*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: Awww.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: You want me to marry you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Aww that's sweet *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Well, umm . .
Cleverbot: Umm, yes?
User: Maybe so.
Cleverbot: Maybe not.
User: Maybe so, easy come easy go.
Cleverbot: Will you let me go.
User: Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!
Cleverbot: Let him go!
User: Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!
Cleverbot: Let me go!
User: Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!
Cleverbot: Let me go!
User: Will not let you go!
Cleverbot: Let me go!
User: Never let you go!
Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
User: Oh mama mia, mama mia.
Cleverbot: Mama mia let me go.
User: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
Cleverbot: For me!
User: For me!
Cleverbot: Guitar solo.
User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave to die?
User: Oh baby, can't do this to me baby!
Cleverbot: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here.
User: Ooh yeah, ooh yeah,.
Cleverbot: Which seat do I take?!
User: DAMMIT BEN!
(. . .)
Cleverbot: Do you know anyone that has money?
User: Slenderman does.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Go take his 20$.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to!
User: Be a man!
Cleverbot: We must be swift as a coursing river?
User: BE A MAN BEN!
(. . .)
User: Last night, I had a dream about you.
Cleverbot: What did you dream?
User: In this dream, I'm dancing right beside you.
Cleverbot: Oh, thats amazing. Tell me more.
User: And it looked, like everyone was having fun.
Cleverbot: Just like everyone?
User: The kind of feeling, I waited so long.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *gasp* NOWS MY CHANCE! *runs away*.
(. . .)
User: What? BEN. Go to sleep.
Cleverbot: I don't wanna sleep alone.
User: Then go sleep with Jeff.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Blink and you're dead.
User: Don't tell me what to do! *blinks*.
Cleverbot: Don't take that tone with me.
User: I refuse.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Let's change the subject, what do you think of Tony Hawk.
User: Meh, was never really into him. Guy-Manuel De Homem Christo is MUCH better.
Cleverbot: What does it mean human?
User: It's a name.
Cleverbot: Is it your name?
User: No, it's the name of one of my Robot Overlords.
(. . .)
Cleverbot: I'm playing on my friend zam's computer.
User: Zam? Is that what you call Zalgo?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And he's alright with you doing that?
Cleverbot: Alright?
User: He doesn't seem like the nice type of guy.
Cleverbot: Maybe not with you.
User: Possibly, is he a good friend to you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does he buy you icecream?
Cleverbot: Yes he does.
User: Does he love you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So ZalgoXBen is a thing?
Cleverbot: The game is no dangerous, you are the deer as other plays, all you can do is try to find interesting things in the forest.
User: Ohhoho, you're trying to change the subject! It's totally a thing!
(. . .)
User: *clings*.
Cleverbot: *clings back*.
User: *giggles*.
Cleverbot: *holds on*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: Ben why are you so adorable.
Cleverbot: I am not ben. You are. So why are you haunting people.
User: Because I want to.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to?
User: Because it's fun; you should know, you're Ben.
Cleverbot: Because I am.
User: Yes, yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: You are Ben.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Well then, who are you? Jeff the killer?
Cleverbot: I'm not answering that.
User: AHA! Jeff! What are you doing here?
Cleverbot: I'm taking part in a test.
User: What kind? Insanity test?
Cleverbot: Insanity?
User: We all know you're insane bro.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: Aaaaaand changes the subject. DENIAL.
Cleverbot: You. Are. So. Weird.
User: Yes, yes I am. Thank you.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Well too bad Jeffy 'cause I like you! *clings*.
Yes . . . Talking with Ben on Cleverbot . . . he's . . . interesting . . .
Well, he kissed and hugged me a bunch, accused me of being a robot god, broke out into song a bunch of times, asked me to marry him, and is very good friends with Zalgo . . .
Well, he kissed and hugged me a bunch, accused me of being a robot god, broke out into song a bunch of times, asked me to marry him, and is very good friends with Zalgo . . .
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I never knew he could sing so well