Analysis - Jeff is a human? No way!

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This is a subject that is common sense. What is wrong with you people. These are my (GingaAkam’s) personal observations and thoughts. If your thoughts and personal headcanons do not match up, then I’m fine with that; to each his own. If you would like to have a logical discussion with me, then we can set up a time in the chatroom; I’m always up for a good and logical discussion or debate. Just don’t bitch to me that we don’t think the same, no one has the same thoughts as others all the time. We are all different and special, just like snowflakes and slenders –throws snowflakes and slenders- But if you decide that you must yell and flail your arms like a three year old, then I don’t have any respect for you at all. And I will resort to something that points to one of my nickname titles.

And onto the topic at hand:

If you couldn't tell, the title is sarcasm.

So it's come to my attention that there are people out there who believe (what'dya know, 'Believe' just started playing) that Jeff the killer is a monster. And I don't mean monster as in 'YOU KILL PEOPLE!? YOU MONSTER!' I mean monster as in Rake or Bob.
And because I love analysis, and I haven't done one in a while, I thought I'd might as well debunk this.

So this is an analysis, but more so a slap in the face to people who actually believe that.

ALSO, this is only taking facts from Jeff's ORIGINAL STORY, fanfics and things like that will not be taken into thought. Mostly because I don't read fanfics. Mostly.

EXCERPT: Because apparently some of you can’t pay attention to the capitalized ‘ORIGINAL STORY,’ I shall say it again. THIS IS ONLY TAKING FROM HIS ORIGINAL STORY. NO FANFICS, NO OTHER STORIES WITH JEFF, HIS ORIGINAL STORY ONLY. I’ll take this opportunity to explain what I count as a real Creepypasta, scroll to the end to see.

This 'Jeff is a monster' has also been used as an argument for the 'Jeff doesn't age' theory thingy. Which is also very idiotic. So let me start with this:

I'm a human; I take a knife, I cut my mouth into a smile. I burn my eyelids off. Screw it, I cut my hand off and replace it with a hook.  What am I? A monster? No. I may look monstrous, but I'd be a HUMAN with a cut mouth, burned eyelids, and a hook for a hand. Does this mean I am automatically immortal and will not age? Of course not, you loony.

Jeff simply went through, as a HUMAN, some painful ordeals. But he is human after all. It's not like just because someone makes them self look gruesome they're suddenly a monster. Unless in some highly improbable event that someone, fuck it, Zalgo, decided to help Jeff get lucky and gave him immortality because he thought he looked cool.

Next thing you know Jeff fans around the world will start burnin' their skin to become immortal. If you did that and came face to face with Jeff himself he'd probably call you a retard. Hell if you WERE immortal by that, he'd kill you and then kill you again one more time just for the hell of it XD

Jeff the killer is what I call an 'Altered Human.' Basically humans who have gone insane, or something along those lines, to reach 'creepypasta story antagonist/protaganist' status. Others in this category are Trevor, Ryan, Masky (well, any proxy really), and any other creepypasta who is still technically a human. These characters are, obviously, creepypastas or part of a creepypasta but as still human. These characters most commonly underwent an insanity snap, or something along those lines. These do NOT include humans who have been turned into demons, they are demons now. And this does not include humans who have become other creatures, such as a slender. But this does count humans who have advanced technological skills and maybe make themselves a robot arm or something. Although I've never found a creepypasta like that so far, or at least, any of them who've interested me. Zombies, vampires, and ghosts n stuff also don't count.
If this person is an OC, and they’re kind of on the line between altered human and monster, then it’s entirely up to the creator.

While I do agree, Altered Humans are most often stronger than normal humans. This includes endurance, strength, intelligence, and others along those lines. I wouldn't go as far to call them super humans or superheroes, but they're above a normal human's stats.

Now onto the subject of Jeff's age. Many people have their different theories of course; my own version of Jeff is 19-20 years old, around the prime time of his life basically. This is because I imagine him having a lot of experience as a killer, at least a few years. And he drinks and does drugs a lot. I am NOT having a thirteen year old doing that in my comics. Unless of course they're like Ben, some kind of ghost so not really that age. The reason why Jeff seems childish at times is because he went insane at the age of thirteen. Meaning that he did not go to school or college after that point, because he's an insane killer. He did not really have that 'growing up' stage that people go through when going through those years of life. This is of course, my reasoning and version of Jeff based upon my analysis.

For those of you who say that Jeff is still thirteen. I want to know, why the fuck do you think that!? I mean, do you think he went insane and then his story stopped right there; it's now times!? He had just become a killer, don't you think he'd deserve to have at least a little bit of time to refine his skills? At least a year to become harder, better, faster, and stronger in the art of the knife. Otherwise he'd just kind of be a noob. I highly doubt that all of these other stories with Jeff have him fresh out of his short circuit of an insanity snap. Next thing you know Jeff will have a great understanding of aerodynamics and fly away. I mean seriously.

For those of you who determine his age by how old his story is. While I think this is a . . . moderately good way of determining his age, I don't' think it's very wise. For one thing, in ten years he'll be like thirty. In another ten, forty. And that just won't really fit him as well. If you use their story's lifetime to determine the character's lifetime, you're gonna come up with problems eventually.
But hey, I'm not judging. If you want him to be 17 or whatever then that can be your headcanon; to each his own. I respect your opinions. Just don't go bitching to me about our headcanons not matching. I love a good debate, but sometimes these things are just ridiculous.

So basically; making yourself look monstrous doesn't make you a monster. It doesn't make you immortal. My version of Jeff is 19-20, DEAL WITH IT. If you have another headcanon, then I'm fine with that. You go and continue to express your right to have an opinion; just don't go bitching about it to me because we have different ones. Those people who get all bitchy, just, -sigh- something about you, so friggin' . . . -sigh-

Also another thing about my version of Jeff, yes, I do think he has emotion within him and regrets killing his brother. But LIU IS DEAD. DEAL WITH IT. He probably still has those fragments of time running through his head a lot, poor guy. But it's beyond his power to bring him back, so again, DEAL WITH IT.

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Yes I'm listening to Daft Punk.

Try to name all the Daft Punk references and the one Deadmau5 reference.

And now, as mentioned, what I consider real Creepypasta:

ONLY HIS ORIGINAL STORY. But I should also point out what I consider 'real creepypasta'


Crossover stories such as Jeff Versus Slenderman/Jane, I do NOT count as creepypastas. For me they go into a sub category of fanfic, into one of crossovers. And as I've said, I don't read fanfics. Most of the time.

This type of story would be like if I wrote a story of Jeff encountering Kagekao, probably before they knew each other so would be enemies; or at least not friends. It's a crossover, but NOT a creepypasta, a crossover story.

Just because a crossover story or a fanfic is on a creepypasta site, does NOT make it a creepypasta.


Other stories that include Jeff, I do NOT count as creepypastas. I have read a few (mostly thinking they were something else) about Jeff, like this one I think was titled 'Go To Sleep.' But I do NOT count them as creepypastas.

And I'm running short on time, like, seriously I need to go in like two minutes, but I wanted to point this out:

Just because a story might be categorized under creepypasta or on a creepypasta site, does NOT make it a creepypasta. Just the same as if someone drew Zehnder X Jeff make it an official ship.


And that is why Jeff is a mortal human common sense.